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A Simping Hedgehog

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Reads 930
Votes 32
Parts 21
Time 1h 23m

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A lonely, cynical, heartbroken man embarks on a path of self destruction. His own life has taught him how romanticism ruins love, but still he develops romantic love for another woman. Right when things seem to go well, there's a supernatural twist to the tale. Will he win against his fate? Is there anything called fate? Ouroboros and hedgehog's dilemma form the basis of this story.

CONTENT WARNING: This work is appropriate for readers of age, 18 years and above, due to explicit references to some sexual acts, and strong language.
Also, though, this is a dark comedy, there won't be any offence to any of the races/religions/genders. All the dark comedy is done on the characters, and highly specific to the characters, and there won't be any generalisation.All Rights Reserved

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