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Attack of the German Dogs

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In "Attack of the German Dogs," this extraordinary trilogy follows the gas induced adventure of young Adolf and Jamahl as they embark on a quest to buy three German Shepherd dogs. As they face unexpected twists and strange occurrences, the duo confronts a menacing storm, a bizarre confrontation with the dogs, and a chilling finale involving an ostrich. This darkly humorous and surreal tale will captivate readers with its eccentric characters and unpredictable narrative.All Rights Reserved

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