Rants
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Last published Thu, Mar 9, 2017
This is a book of rage. A book where I will be expressing myself to the world of people.
I will be including rants about people's aggravating personality issues and things people do as writers here on wattpad that make me want to fling myself out of a window. I am sorry if I hurt your feelings but as any other rant writer says; It's my book if you don't like it, then you can leave. Warning: includes swears. I update at least once a week due to my irritation of this world and the society we live in. I chose to write this book so I can express myself through writing to you. Hopefully you find it humorous, maybe you won't.
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