RE:Do(Not) || Bleach X F!Reader ||

Black cats are said to be bad omens. But they're irresistibly, disgustingly adorable. Have you seen a black cat's face up close?

Not cool, humans.

And, they're gentle in nature (sometimes, but let's forego that). Unfortunately, your unvoiced love for black cats is (in a roundabout way) why you've been catapulted through an interdimensional paper door. Face first into a wooden walkway; *ss up. Only to find out you're being tracked down by attractive, self-proclaimed grim reapers.

As if your day couldn't get any better.

OR:

The Royal Guards f*cked up, badly, and try - but fail - to cover it all up.

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This story was requested by a fellow Wattpadder. I only write reader-insert fanfics! This one features a female reader.

ATTENTION:: This story contains potentially distressing themes, including but not limited to: sexual themes, anime and manga spoilers, mild to extreme descriptions of gore and explicit language (this fan fiction will NOT include or mention self-harm or r*pe).

Please keep the comment sections civil. Thank you!

Primary and secondary romantic interests (in no particular order) include:

- Shūfūn Akikaze
- Ichigo (Hollow and Normal)
- Sōsuke Aizen
- Jushiro Ukitake
- Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez
- Ulquiorra
- Yasutora Sado (Chad)
- Renji Abarai
- Uryū Ishida
- Tōshirō Hitsugaya
- Byakuya Kuchiki

Comments, votes and DMs are appreciated!

Disclaimer: Bleach (anime and manga) and its characters belong to Tite Kubo (Noriaki Kubo).