Be ready
jazzylel69
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jazzylel69
Ongoing, First published Mar 03, 2015
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Ok well here's a list of things on how to be as awesome as me!

-change your name to Jazz
-cut your toe nails and put them in your parents bed
-drink methylated spirits 
-use your hand instead of toilet paper
-learn how to shake your booty
-be so hilarious that people u hate die from laugh attacks
-learn how to be hilarious before you try the step above
-buy a cat and make dim sims
-don't rape that cat
-i does english 
-shave your armpits before the age of 23
-insert tampon here
-this story is so cool so far
-i don't even know why your still reading but ok 
-you must just want to be as awesome as me 
-but wait, there's more
-love your pubic hair like its your bf
-solve the problem of global warming with a dildo
-give a homeless guy a used pad and say it's a plate with sauce
-straighten your hair by rubbing tooth paste on it
-plant an apple seed in your anus
-poop off of a tall building 
-at a cafe, leave your vibrator on the table
-it's a good tip for the waitress, trust me
Be ready...
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