BEST EVER KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
That's right! Where's my tardis?
Beware of who is at the door-whoever it is, be it Liz, Adam or Fred... they will have you roaring with laughter and giggling for days.
Knock out your friends with this hilarious collection of Knock knock jokes.
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