Misfit Lunatic

[Hey, Great Sage...tell me, are my eyes impaired?]

[Report: No signs of faulty found.]

[Then...did I suddenly catch a terminal illness that somehow made me have bad eyesight?]

[Report: No signs of health issues found.]

[Oh! So I am under attack huh! I must be trapped under the enemy's illusion! Tehe~ silly me~]

[Report: No signs of enemies, No signs of illusions, No signs of health issues.]

Rimuru's voice slightly shook, [T-Then what is that Adam apple I saw on that girl..!?]

[Report: That person is a male.]

[No way! This one can't believe there are other males out there that crossdress better than me!]

[Report: You are not a male. You do not have gender, Rimuru sama.]

[Hey! It doesn't matter if I'm not a male. I can grow a d*** just fine!]
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This is harem fic. Everyone (and everyone means - male, female) X a crossdresser with a questionable mind.