The Juggalette's guide to life
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Eleanor-Foxstars
Complete, First published May 03, 2023
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If you're juggalette, or just trying to scrape by in life and are female feel free to read this book as it will help you through life with humour and wit.      Enjoy life whoops x2.  Mmfwcl!
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