please, take your shoes off at the door, you're getting sand in my bed. - two idiots who write ff - Wattpad

please, take your shoes off at the door, you're getting sand in my bed.

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Reads 1,980
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Parts 16
Time 2h 21m

milly_best_girl

On Vash's hand, incoherently scribbled in sharpie, was an address. 

This party would be his escape. Paper clenched tight in his hands, his eyes scoured the jumbled bodies. 

He just needed a new roommate, preferably a lone-wolf. 

But boy, did that get him into a predicament with his overprotective brother and neighbors across the hall.

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This is just a silly goofy vashwood college au that isn't serious in the least- enjoy the ridiculous drama to your heart's content. &lt;3All Rights Reserved

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i can't leave you, i won't leave you ( Nicholas D Wolfwood ) by Alie-Heart

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