Me And My Little David
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Ongoing8m
Last published Sun, May 7, 2023
Full tytle : 'Me And My Little David Love Each Other We Do But He Keeps Bitting Me And I Say "Ouch Motherfucker Stop That" But He Won't So I Scratch Him As Revenge Lol But He Likes It Wtf What A Weirdo'
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Very beautiful and sexy story about a beautiful handsome sexy stunning young man named Toby and some weird freak named Dave (me). They keep trying to kill eachother (romantic). They're both incredibly violent cruel sadomasochists that look and act like they just escaped from a mental asylum. Whill they succeed in their quest to kill eachother?
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This is 100% a joke btw. Sup Toby if you're reading this 😍 how are you doin man
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