The daughter of poseidon (fem reader) pjo

Because if I did you would never get a chance to even hold a sword.'' ''and why is that'' he says with the most cocky tone in his voice
this makes me even more irritated. But I answer with the coldest tone ever ''let me summon it up for you
First, because your stance is lousy,
Second. your build is weak,
Thirdly, you're too full of yourself,
Fourth, you look like you have trouble walking at all in your armor let alone fight in it,
Fifth, you look like you would have trouble lifting an arrow at all let alone lift a sword and then you have to fight with it too,
Sixth, you hold your shield wrong,
Seventh, your entire armor is wrong it looks like you put it on in the dark hanging upside down,
and lastly you have an attitude like you're the best, but i'm here to tell you you're not i wouldn't even let you clean out the stables becouse even that you would FUCK UP''

you are the daughter of Poseidon. At a young age you were separated with your family and being kidnapped by a monster.

I'm gonna try to have funny chapter titles as in the pjo books

spoilers: pjo books

this is my first story also I'm not English so please tell me if there are grammar mistakes
I hope you enjoy

i do not own any of the pictures unless I specifically say they are mine all credit to the rightful owners

I don't own any of the pjo characters
except y/n, y/n's familie, Maria and Elisabeth and a few others (my own characters)

sometimes slight trigger warnings but I wil warn you when they come

enjoy the book