The backstory of a rather charming lad who goes by the name of Chad, and alas, that is the only name he had. This is not an AU. This is for real, realest of the real, for sure, 100% Chad's backstory. (For anyone who randomly happens to find this and does not see it on purpose: this is a D&D character, and there are several horrible inside jokes. It sounds odd without context. Please don't read this.)