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Paine's Guide to Hell

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Paine Moore's first impression of Hell was a bit different than one might expect; instead of fire and brimstone, he finds himself in a courtroom. From there, he is thrust into a lawless world where morals are scarce and friends even more so. To survive the afterlife (and perhaps gain the chance to escape eternal torture), he's going to need help in the form of a young thief and a demon as old as time. Together, they will have to struggle through their fellow sinners, monsters, and the machinations of the devil himself. Prepare for the adventure of a lifetime - with a twist.All Rights Reserved

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The Royal Demon & The Lonely Girl by Willowing_Whisp

Esme "Ever since birth I've been looked at with eyes of hatred, despair, fear, as well as pity... no one has ever looked at me with love, care or desire... I want someone to see me as not a lonely orphan, but a girl that needs love." Dazod "Everything always has and always will be set in stone for me. No matter what happens, I am going to rule this dimension. As given the title 'Demon Lord', and it is a huge honor... however there is a part of me that doesn't know if this is the path I truly want..." ~ Esme is a human girl, lonely since the day of her birth. She's come to learn that the only way to survive is to not trust anyone and have an indifferent personality. However... one day a man with horns appears in the dumpster outside her apartment complex, she thought he may have been a regular cosplayer just trying to get by... until she noticed his wounds and how fatal they were, he was undoubtedly swaying between life and death. Something within her had pushed aside her usual uncaring self and made her decide to help the man. Yet, she was too naive to realize how bad her situation became... Dazod is the Demon Prince (some already given the title "demon lord") has learned to not trust humans, but to kill them with no mercy, and not just humans, any species as well. However, when he travels to the human world one night he is chased and ends up wavering between life and death! Yet, he somehow survives with the help of a young human girl with golden eyes. Rules are stated that if a human finds out about you, you must kill that human. Somehow he couldn't do it, though this girl is rude to him, she doesn't believe him, so there would be no point. The day after an ordeal happens which causes Dazod to have to stay in the human dimension and having to protect Esme... even if he didn't want to at first. However, after spending time with this human he starts to think... maybe she isn't all that bad... and maybe they're similar in a way. Cover by WickedKittyGal

HAPPILY EVER HELLBØUND: Y/N L/N, the Demonic Hero (Hazbin Hotel X Helluva Boss) by FoxBoy2099

"A Hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles." Christopher Reeve, September 25, 1952 Once upon a time, in a world where angels are sent to Hell to kill sinners to restore their golden balance, the Princess of Hell and Lucifer Morningstar's daughter establishes a hotel capable of redeeming sinners and rehabilitating demons, but unfortunately, nobody believed in her caused. Until a sudden turn of events happened and a young human male was sent to Hell as though he was driven by fate and destiny. When the human resides in the princess's hotel, he learns to adapt to his new life in Hell as he gets a job as an assassin that travels to Earth to punish the guilty. But, like all other stories, the human develops a love interest in a hellhound who has suffered through many hardships at birth and has closed her heart to many things. Through every witnesses he experiences in Hell, he learns to take his place as the story's hero and tries to accept the mantle. However, the youth will face many challenges as his story progresses and encounter new enemies that seek to destroy what he's worked so hard to achieve, including an egotistical and selfish madman who leads an army of executioners hellbent on restoring balance at a high cost. In order to combat the dangers that could threaten those he holds dear, he must learn to master the power given to him, otherwise the said power will overwhelm him and alter his personality, forcing him to become something completely demonic and monstrous. But, what kind of challenges are bound to stand in his way? And who will he have to fight in order to protect his faith, his family, and his freedom? And will he be the first one that will achieve the impossible and go down in history as the human who's done the impossible? This is... The Tale of Y/N L/N, the Demonic Hero of Hell!

The Angel Of Hell by StormySkyDiver

Hell was the worst place to be after death. The torture is inevitable and the conditions are miserable. There is no remorse for those who have committed a crime and they got everything they deserved: Eternal Punishment. And who better to lead the torture party than the son of the Devil himself? However, Lucifer is not who everyone thinks he is. And when friendly little Sally gets sent to Hell she is furious. Sally refuses to sit back and take some unjust punishment; and when the Angels of Heaven ignore her pleas for help, she takes matters into her own hands. But something sinister is brewing between the forces of Heaven and Hell... And this something might just lead to the destruction of all humanity... unless it can be stopped...

The Black Book by LitAgent34

After moving out of her hometown, Brianna finds within her father's belongings a black leather covered book that will give her a tour into a place she never imagined she would visit. A few words of reading after and after playing the daredevil on a challenge written within the old pages. The girl will realize that books are truly gateways to different worlds, but, into which one she jumped in? Too late she finds out that in order to get back to her normal life she has to keep on reading that gruesome book and soon she stands walkin through a stone path covered with a red carpet of blood.

Abandon All Hope (COMPLETED) by kendrickdc

Believing in God but considered a sinner, Lexia, a 21-year-old woman, is uncertain whether she will end up in heaven or hell upon her death. She finds herself in an unfamiliar place where she is tormented along with other souls for their sins committed while alive. However, she will be given a chance to leave that place under one condition. Will Lexia accept this condition, or will she allow herself to suffer in that place for eternity?

The Moon in Hell by riainira

Diana's life was hell before Hell became Diana's afterlife. Her sole, solitary wish was to live peacefully alone. Unexpected circumstances, however, bring her to the Hazbin Hotel. She must learn to adapt to her new dynamic surroundings and her new challenging friends. She soon discovers that she has peculiar powers that no ordinary sinner has. Powers that, if not understood completely, could get her into a lot of trouble. She has to learn as fast as possible to control them ... or they will control her.

Lost Hunters by James_Wake

A series of short horror stories about hunters of the paranormal. Part 1 - The Gardener Two men arrive at a small town in rural Oregon. Children are going missing. The forests are burning down. Panic is setting in, and time is running out. M and J might not be the brightest of hunters, but they'll do what they can. Part 2 - The Unheard A solo hunter named Lilith leads a trio of teenagers to confront a ghost in their high school. She never used to believe in ghosts. Never used to believe in any of this. But the facts were the facts, and she'd been fired for trying to tell the truth. She isn't about to stop trying to protect people, though. Part 3 - The Library Card Crosby is an old hunter. This isn't his first time seeing a situation like this. People disappearing into a building for days. None of them coming back. No way to know what's waiting for him inside. No way to find out but to go into the old library himself. Part 4 - The Waiting Demons There are demons waiting everywhere, ready to pounce on the smallest sign of weakness. Mrs. Patience has always known this, even before she became a hunter. Now it is her and her husband's job to bring light to dark places. Part 5 - The Slouching Beast Diana isn't a hunter. She watches. And she guides. But something is hunting her.

Red Haven (Title in Progress) by FlayedOmen

**Trigger Warning!** Please note that there are, and will be, tons of profanity, mature themes, graphic depictions of sex, and violent scenes weaved into this story. Please read at your own discretion. With that being said. I really hope you have a great time shuffling through these pages :) I plan to release two chapters a week. Sometimes it can be more than that. It depends on my free schedule. Thank you for taking interest! **Trigger Warning!** Unsure of whether he is stuck in a lucid dream or not, Sam Heartwell literally comes to face his demons in the Court of Winter, where he'd been snatched from his deep sleep to be put on trial. He recounts the events that led to him being there, the agonizing losses, the love and betrayal suffered, the hurt that came unto others because of him, and ultimately, the extraordinary woman he gained as an ally throughout this misadventure. That is before he lost her too... As Sam ponders his past experiences, he increasingly becomes fascinated with how much he'd changed. Whether for good or worse, that's not up to him to ascertain.

Death Is My Frenemy (Book Three) by katrocks247

Dear Reader, It hadn't hit me right away, many things, but especially the fact that I was about to turn twenty years old. It was as if it was just yesterday that I was learning how to make a peanut butter sandwiches, tie my shoes, and draw endlessly with fat crayons--which I thoroughly believed to be a masterpiece. It had to be yesterday, when I was befriending any new person that I met with a dazzling smile. No, those were the years that I was numb--masked from the world and blissfully unaware of the dangers and lingering dark edges of the Chicago city. Life moves fast; terrifyingly fast for some, especially those who try and anchor down each and every day of their existence. For others, it moves drearily slow. I use to be numb, I use to be unaware of the shadows deep within the corners of the earth, the watchful figures around me. I use to draw scribbles, struggle to tie my shoes, and fail at doing the simple things, like tying shoes. I use to make friends with anyone I met and kept that friendship over a promise. I use to do a lot of things, actually. But that was when life was a whole lot simpler, safer, and perfect. That was before I knew about Death. That was before he became my frenemy. Forever and always, Faith Williams *** MY WRITING PAGE! Please join! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kat-aka-katrocks247-from-Wattpad/208740202517075

SHE'S THE EMPRESS by lonecrosshan

This is ICE DEMONISE SYROLANIE PARK TAKAHASHI, your highness ... and Inviting you in Hell... Please Welcome, HELL in Hell. How much power do you want? How much strength do you desire? How much money do you need? You can't judge the power of a Takahashi. You can't question the intelligence of a woman. Behind the mask, there's the woman you would die for. The world is leading by the girl in her very young age. Just be careful and be wise who you want to meddle with. Avoid the Empress cause she can make your life living in hell in just a snap. She can end your life in just a blink. She can make you sorry for being born in this world. She can make you end your own life. Behind the mask there's the woman that is Head turner .. Gorgeous ✔ Goddess ✔ Rich, filthy rich. or I must say, the richest among richest. . . . .but "dangerous". I mean, dangerous. Cold ... Heartless .... Merciless .... and A Demon .... but no They are all wrong she is not a Demon ... because she is Beyond a Demon, she's HELL, herself. "careful, I'm watching *smirk* - Empress This world is her empire. Her voice. Her rules. Her call. Oppose and you'll meet death with an open arms and with a sweet smile. But how she became the strongest of all? Does she even have a weakness? Who is she? What else she can do? Get to know the EMPRESS. Open the Hell's door to meet HELL.

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Esme "Ever since birth I've been looked at with eyes of hatred, despair, fear, as well as pity... no one has ever looked at me with love, care or desire... I want someone to see me as not a lonely orphan, but a girl that needs love." Dazod "Everything always has and always will be set in stone for me. No matter what happens, I am going to rule this dimension. As given the title 'Demon Lord', and it is a huge honor... however there is a part of me that doesn't know if this is the path I truly want..." ~ Esme is a human girl, lonely since the day of her birth. She's come to learn that the only way to survive is to not trust anyone and have an indifferent personality. However... one day a man with horns appears in the dumpster outside her apartment complex, she thought he may have been a regular cosplayer just trying to get by... until she noticed his wounds and how fatal they were, he was undoubtedly swaying between life and death. Something within her had pushed aside her usual uncaring self and made her decide to help the man. Yet, she was too naive to realize how bad her situation became... Dazod is the Demon Prince (some already given the title "demon lord") has learned to not trust humans, but to kill them with no mercy, and not just humans, any species as well. However, when he travels to the human world one night he is chased and ends up wavering between life and death! Yet, he somehow survives with the help of a young human girl with golden eyes. Rules are stated that if a human finds out about you, you must kill that human. Somehow he couldn't do it, though this girl is rude to him, she doesn't believe him, so there would be no point. The day after an ordeal happens which causes Dazod to have to stay in the human dimension and having to protect Esme... even if he didn't want to at first. However, after spending time with this human he starts to think... maybe she isn't all that bad... and maybe they're similar in a way. Cover by WickedKittyGal