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Wtf is going wrong with men? - she asked.
Her friend couldn't answer her question as she experienced same fucked up stories while being on embarassing dates.
69 dates is a witty, destorted image of modern dating stories women face on a day to day basis.
Lots of fun, unexpected twists and some tips how to handle men. Let's join and strenghten womens'community, become  more aware how to make men tick and share humorous moments together!
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Heart over Brain by xFaerah

Hannah meets Max - who broke out of prison. Despite her head telling her he is dangerous, she can't help being attracted to him. - - - ♡ - - - Hannah loves romantasy shows and her cat Elvis. It's a typical Friday night for her, until she runs into Max - the handsome inmate she's been spying on for weeks, now on the run from the police after his escape from prison. Caught up in Max's plans, Hannah's life is turned upside down. She must confront her own issues - self-doubts, her taste for bad boys, and a growing attraction to Max, who doesn't seem to mind her company either. But as they grow closer, Hannah realizes Max isn't a gentle man and almost nothing he says is true. Faced with the harsh reality and the police, Hannah must make a choice. Will she follow her heart or reason? - - - ♡ - - - Note: This story is meant to be a bit funny. Don't take it too serious ;)

Love At First Text ✔️ by ForeverAimee_

Being a hopeless romantic has never faired Eden Holland well. For all her expectations of being swept off of her feet, to public declarations of love and swoon worthy date nights beneath the stars, she's suffered only broken hearts, failed first dates, and a long list of let downs. Still, she dreams of her own cliche love story, and when an exchange of texts begins with the nameless man she saw at a bar, she is quick to fall head over heels. Sebastian Walker is a charmer, and he knows it. He has been since his teen years, when he spent most of his time flashing a pearly grin at the girls in the corridor, splashing on dates every other week, and letting them down easy and gentle. He hasn't changed much, and for all of his weekends spent tangled in a different girls bedsheets, he's still never called one back the next morning. Yet, when he's left a mystery girls number in a bar, and her replies are nothing short of uninterested, he cannot help but press send. But is it love at first text, or will the serial dater and the love story singleton be a recipe for disaster? --- #2 in mature, slow burn This book can be read as a stand alone, but character cross overs occur from my first and second book, 'Mr and Mrs Nemesis' and 'In Drunken Matrimony' respectively. Buckle up for the cliches, foul language, and the stuff that means I have to rate this book mature.

Book 3✔️ Romancing The Mafia by LoveLiveLust

Highest rank: #1 singlemom (05/06/2019) #1 sexcapades (28/01/2020) Leo was disappointed with Emilie for finding her way back to her Russian Lover. He thought he had real feelings for her. That all changed when Amber decided to slipped her way into his life one night and took care of him after Emilie ditched him. He noticed that he was instantly hard as Amber yelled on her phone barking mad at the other line. Her poised stature and her motherly attitude were making him confused. She was undressing him to make him more comfortable. She acted all non-sexual while making his dick hard. He thought he was still drunk. Up until he still felt the same way, the morning after. ***** Amber had too much on her plate. She never considered having a relationship with anyone anymore. Not since she got pregnant and left by her lover. That was when her life revolves around her baby, her friends, and her work. She's very loyal to all of them, she just couldn't and wouldn't be in a relationship anymore. Steamy sex, consensual sex, all kind of sex she loved. Just as long as there's no relationship involved. She learned that the hard way. Now that she had her life running on its course, would she risk it for what could be the love of her life? Will Leo fight for her love? Will Leo have more insecurities? Completed: June 2019 ********** *Warning! R-Rated for 18+ due to strong, explicit language and sexual content*

Introducing Alpha Hans by sheistanikamarie

Hans is over 500 years old and had given up on finding a mate. One night walking out of his office he is hit by the most wonderful smell.....he follows the smell to the bar with his eyes landing on his new bartender...aka his Mate... Arizona is running from an abusive man. The man in question was her now ex-best friend's boyfriend. She runs all the way to Germany looking to start over. What will happen when Arizona finds out she is Hans mate....???? Follow them on their journey along with there friends. I don't own these images or videos

Dorkily Ever After by ExtremeGiselle

It's clearly hard to fall in love with someone when you don't know you're already falling. It's harder to fall in love with someone whom you know wouldn't take the chance of falling in love with you back. And it's the hardest to just keep the feeling away, to distance yourself to that certain person you're in love with. ~~*~~ No matter who you are, where you're from and how fucking hot you are... Confessing to that someone you really like would be the hardest. CAUTION: This story slightly includes butt touching, perverting, and hot make outs. Read at your own risk. When their worlds -- the flawed but still perfect world-- collides, memories will be created, Memories will be reminisced and most of all, Memories will be lived. Highest accomplishment (so far) - #288 Teen Fiction

Long Term (Serious) Relationship Goals by ResilientBella

This book here are chapters of things that many of us girls look for in a serious, romantic relationship with a great guy who only gives us great, positive qualities in both himself and in the relationship. Having an idea of what you look for in a potential partner, what you would offer in the relationship, your qualities you look for in a partner, things/qualities you want in a serious relationship can really help you figure out in the moment whether the guy your seeing, on dates with, etc is the right kind of guy for you. Don't forget to watch out for dangerous, unhealthy behaviours, activities going on with your partner and in your relationship to help prevent further and more harmful to your health both mental, emotional and physical. So become aware of what's happening in your relationship with your partner when you get yourself in a relationship. If your partner can't give you what you truly deserve and what you want in the relationship, then you know both where you stand and what you have to do. Act on it, if he doesn't want to change his behaviours, attitude, or anything that put your relationship in jeopardy, then you should do what's best for you entirely and get yourself out of the relationship. Do whatever you have to do if he tries to get you back in ugly, negative behaviours. Goals/images: Relationship, boyfriend, girlfriend, cuddle goals "A guy has two place to be but choosing to be with her because life is better with her by his side." That is what love does... Stays together because their lives are the best and most perfect to them!

mY bRAiN iS eXPeRIENcINg tEChNiCAl diFFiCulTies pLEasE StAnd By by FunKit

Need help with figureing out how boys/girls think? Or just need a good laugh? Or maybe a funny but clever (that makes you sound smart) saying? Then look no further!!! Here is the book you need!!! It holds OVER 61 things about guys and 45 things about girls!!! Plus 101 (plus one I made up) FUNNY sayings!!!! That are SUPER SMART!!!! So have a romance or have a good laugh with friends! Anythings posible with this book!!! EX: Laugh alone, and the world thinks your an idiot. *starts to laugh* "Hey it really IS true!!! Go figure!!!" P.S. the part where guys are ticklish is true, I even asked a guy XD

Perfect Impurrfections by JDLaynne

SWF looking for a SWM. I am a 29-year-old gym instructor who enjoys fitness and social get togethers. I am looking for someone who is family oriented, a hard worker, spontaneously romantic, and has an eye for detail. Anyone with a fear of commitment or is not an animal lover need not apply. Crystal Russell's bio-clock is ticking down, LOUDLY. She wants the perfect cookie cutter life and all that comes with it. The perfect man by her side, two kids playing with the dog in the yard, and a cute little house with a white picket fence. Well, maybe not a dog since her temperamental cat B.B. would probably eat it. Determined to find her dream Crystal dives headfirst into the dating pool only to run from one disaster to another. Between work, a demanding furry baby, and a grandpa who acts more like Don Juan in heat then a decrepit old man life is more than a little interesting. Thank goodness for good friends and strong beer or she just might end up with one of the mental illnesses she thinks she has. Maybe by the end of her foray into the dating world she'll figure out she never had to go looking for mister right.

Girls Guide for Relationships. by ThemUsAndOurs

For all you girls with problems with talking to guys, asking one out, or you just make a fool of yourself with the one you like! Don't worry I'm here to help. You don't have to listen to everything I say, but I have experience. :)) Good luck! I TAKE NO CREDIT WHATSOEVER FOR ANY OF THE PICTURES IN THIS BOOK. ALL PICTURES WERE FOUND FROM SHARED POSTS ON PINTEREST. FEEL FREE TO TAKE THESE PICTURES AND FIND OUT WHO THE ORIGINAL CREATOR WAS. PROPS TO THEIR CREATIVITY! KEEP CREATING!♥♥

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✬ 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕣𝕜 ＆ 𝕃𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕤 ✬ There is a crucial moment in one's life that determines the outcome of everything; well, as books and movies would have you believe. But Monica McCaslin didn't think she would ever be one of those people, would ever have one of those moments. Brought up in a small suburb, with everything she could ever ask for, there wasn't much left for her to want. Monica's ordinary life was to go as such- follow her high school sweetheart to college, graduate, get married, have two kids; the cookie cutter life. White picket fence included. What she did not expect was to meet a dark-haired stranger sitting all alone on a park bench, at that very same school she was to attend with said future husband. After a brief conversation, just a handful of words between them, Monica decides to go on a cross-country road trip with him; putting her faith and future in the hands of a stranger. Thinking she'd soon regret her decision and the life she left behind, she realizes she doesn't at all. Free of expectation and a future that she thought was set in stone, she begins to find the woman she was truly meant to be. State by state, with each border they cross, Monica liberates her true self. 𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕜 ➃ 𝕠𝕗 ➃ - ℂ𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕖 - ✬ ✫ ✬ ✫ ✬ ✫ ✬ ✫ ✬ ✫ ✬ ✫ ✬ ✫ ✬ ✫ ✬ ✫ ✬ This is a work of fiction. This all comes from inside of my mind. If there are any similarities to people, places, events, etc. they are purely coincidental. Also, this book has mature themes such as explicit language, sexual content, and violence. It is intended for MATURE audiences only. ©2021 | AndiBlackbird Started: 1-15-21 Completed: 5-9-21

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Heart over Brain cover

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Book 3✔️ Romancing The Mafia cover

Introducing Alpha Hans cover

Dorkily Ever After cover

Long Term (Serious) Relationship Goals cover

mY bRAiN iS eXPeRIENcINg tEChNiCAl diFFiCulTies pLEasE StAnd By cover

Perfect Impurrfections cover

Girls Guide for Relationships. cover

ℂ𝕒𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 ℕ𝕖𝕠𝕟 𝔾𝕝𝕠𝕨 ➃ cover

Heart over Brain

Hannah meets Max - who broke out of prison. Despite her head telling her he is dangerous, she can't help being attracted to him. - - - ♡ - - - Hannah loves romantasy shows and her cat Elvis. It's a typical Friday night for her, until she runs into Max - the handsome inmate she's been spying on for weeks, now on the run from the police after his escape from prison. Caught up in Max's plans, Hannah's life is turned upside down. She must confront her own issues - self-doubts, her taste for bad boys, and a growing attraction to Max, who doesn't seem to mind her company either. But as they grow closer, Hannah realizes Max isn't a gentle man and almost nothing he says is true. Faced with the harsh reality and the police, Hannah must make a choice. Will she follow her heart or reason? - - - ♡ - - - Note: This story is meant to be a bit funny. Don't take it too serious ;)