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Last published Wed, Jun 21, 2023
to anyone reading this I apologize
v VERY satire
Tw: book is kinda gross(?) mentions snot, piss, & shit (currently)
I find it funny but some people might not
if you dont like that you should leave, I don't wanna make anybody uncomfortable)
ummm don't know when or how I'll end this book, if i DO finish it and don't leave it unfinished it'll prolly have a really dumb ending lol (bc I'm just so silly like that!!)
My writing might change throughout the book lol, trying to improve my writing
favoriting this book & commenting would be very much appreciated :)
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