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butters stotch's laxatives

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Parts 12
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Reads 1,091
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Parts 12
Time 28m

kys shitpark southpark

to anyone reading this I apologize
v VERY satire

Tw: book is kinda gross(?) mentions snot, piss, & shit (currently)  
 I find it funny but some people might not 
if you dont like that you should leave, I don't wanna make anybody uncomfortable)

ummm don't know when or how I'll end this book, if i DO finish it and don't leave it unfinished it'll prolly have a really dumb ending lol (bc I'm just so silly like that!!) 

My writing might change throughout the book lol, trying to improve my writing

favoriting this book & commenting would be very much appreciated :)All Rights Reserved

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