1 - The Gum On The Tray
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Complete Sat, May 6, 20236m
Baldie is a drag queen with no job bc he gambled away his salami, he finds walker crisps and asks to help him find a job, turns out she was a headteacher of a school (prison), he becomes besties with hilltop, silky milk and peanuts, little did he know three of the sussiest, most amazing people are wheezing and writing fan fictions about his bald head (yes poor them), baldies bf cheats on him and he find new love with gum gum, little does he know that hilltop likes him too, will his fairy godmother, miss slays save him? Will the trio get them together?
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