shit city

Five years ago to this day a giant, and I mean really fuckin huge turd appeared over Manhattan. five days later the turd fell down and crushed the city, as you all know every one died...

now 67 years later a turd has appeared over D.C men, that's where you come in. pfff said one of the Sergeants. What SGTblackcats? you have something to say? Uh yeah, you do realize that the last time a squad went to fight a giant space turd it grew legs and ate the best buy in las vegas, right? Yes but you wont be going to the turd... It will be coming to us... (epic music a bit like this dun un dun, dun un dun, dun un dun, duuuuun unnnn) you see sergent with the new poopotron 5001 all shit within a five mile radius will be attracted. you will have to attract the poo out of the city and over to japan, don't ask why.. I have a question.. what SGT liquski.. Wha.. (gunshot) SGT liquski drops dead. thankful he had no friends so no one cares. Any why the Poopotron causes people to turn into turd zombies, I guess you could say when you turn it on, the SHIT WILL HIT THE FAN (the speaker buts on deal with it glasses and shoots himself in the head)