So Close Yet So Far | Chair x Chair

The chairs noticed that they were the only sentient chairs in the cafeteria. All they wanted was to be with someone like them, but what are the chances two chairs, amung hundreds of others, would get to be near each other?
Follow this story to watch how their romance unfolds.

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Never thought I'd be in a position to write a trigger warning for a story about two chairs, but here we go.
Trigger Warning:
- Vulgure language
- Sexual language
- Sexual acts (??)
- At this point, cringe. So, SO much cringe.

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This was written as a complete joke, please forgive me. My friends and I saw the chairs at lunch in our school and made up a whole story for them. Highschoolers, am I right?
I may not believe in God, but God forgive me for writing this story.