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"The scrawny homosexuals and their alphas"

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Parts 24
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*WARNING THIS IS A JOKE AND SATIRE* *This also includes slander to some characters so beware especially fanon characters* This will have: short or long updates, possible typos and bad grammar, homosexuals, "twinks",atrocious content and some sarcasm and MORE! (if you don't like this, than im srry not srry) 
I also made the cover by editing 
 
ACTUAL "DESCRIPTION ": The spazz and  jew turn out to be omega twinks and meet their fated mates, so stay tuned to see how they journey through life as lil twinks who are 20 smth but still like 2 - 3 feet tall!1!1!1!😜
Most impressive rankings!!! (I should've done this long ago)
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#132 in omegaverse July 23rd, 2023All Rights Reserved

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𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘 𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐔𝐄𝐒 || 𝐎𝐦𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 || 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝟏 ✓ by the_tortured_author

𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦 | 𝘉𝘬 1 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘙𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘹'𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘰𝘯𝘦-𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘴. 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘹 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘪𝘷𝘦-𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘺, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨-𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘴 & 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦. ______________________________ Another random story that will probably need editing later ~ please enjoy! #1 CopXMafia 4.18.25 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED ©

Against The Bonds [Book 2] by Snigdha25122000

Jay looked toward me and said " okay I will meet up with you. Bye Dillon." He said quickly and kissed on my cheek and ran toward ground. I touch my cheek and smiled " Who do you love now?? Jay or Maynard?" Xavier asked in a husky voice. I turned and looked at him as I gave him a bright smile " Isn't my answer obvious??" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dillon an Omega, totally abused for whole 10 years. Just wants someone to love him, give him the warmth that no one ever have gave him neither his family, neither his brothers nor his mates. Jay an Alpha, a total fuckboy who just wants power as his father have taught him. He and the pack warrior Ryan is mates of Dillon. Maynard a demon but he himself have no idea who he is. Have a loving family that always he have wanted. He loves Dillon way too much. Will love win or matebond???? Stay tune to know who Dillon chooses. It's their rebirth and how they meet as they go through many difficulties and to know what are those, please read this book to find out. It's the second book which have the characters from previous book also but they are just for side role. The main characters are new here. Hope you enjoy it.😊😊😊 //** This book and idea is totally mine. Except for the pictures that I got from internet while searching for "hot animated men"😆😆**//

Collection TSV - One Shots by TheFartingRabbit

Hello, here I will save all my One-Shots (or mostly all stories in general) as a collection. There will be mostly Alpha/Beta/Omega-AUs because I love the genre. Always Breddy-centered, but each story in different settings Warning: most likely NSFW in all chapters!!! But I will tag it in the title so you know what to expect of every chapter. Feel free to drop by and read it :3 Crosspost from Ao3 because AO3 is superior Long Stories still get their own story so feel free to follow me :3 Please R&R and leave a vote if you liked it - thank you :D

Worlds Clash: The Rivalry Between the New and the Old by clashers4lyfe

*Book 1 of 3* Y/n Astley is quirky: she doesn't fit in and she doesn't want to fit in. That all changed on a Monday when two new kids joined her band in November of 2021: Grant Grantson and Chad Innit. Throughout all of this, Jaloshin Bungebob, y/n's not-so-secret admirer, relentlessly tries to win her heart with the help of his henchman, Bartholomew Bath. Then, one of her classmates, Mack Fox, warns y/n that her future is not what it seems. Just when y/n thought she was in the clear, she gets called to the principal's office, and her life is changed forever. Made by two friends who may or may not have been writing this joke taken sort of seriously for two years that the New York Times called "Gloriously Odd" (not actually, don't sue us). Thank you Bing Image Creator for making the images for each chapter (the cover is homemade though).

SKZ Mate | Omegaverse by the-random-page

Going from one werewolf pack to another. There's no turning back now, not when you know what you left behind. A dangerous situation is now replaced with something less sinister. Can Y/N learn to trust another group of werewolves? ||Alpha/Beta Straykids × Omega Y/N|| This is an A/B/O (also known as omegaverse) fanfiction. TW: Mentions of Assault, Violence, VERY SMUTTY, Mentions of Sexual Assault, A/B/O and Other Mature Themes. All rights belong to me except for Straykids (JYP owns them). I own the created characters and plots to make this fanfiction. The themes DO NOT REPRESENT the real people. Completed: 09/11/2024 This is also found on Tumblr as well.

What do you need right now? (Minsung 18+) by LunarBunniFF

⚠️⚠️ OmegaVerse AU ⚠️⚠️ (33k words) Jisung had spent his entire life preparing to present as an alpha in a world where omegas were unimportant- the bottom of the food chain. So it came as a very unwanted surprise when he didn't present as the alpha that his parents had expected and so avidly wanted. or Jisung lives his life pretending to be an alpha- until Minho realizes he's not who he says he is. Warnings: ⚠️ -light, undetailed allusions to abuse -this world is NOT kind to omegas. kind of dark historical and societal implications -eventual smut -weirdly slow-burn-esque -anxiety/angst -hurt/comfort ❤️Minho is a walking green flag. ❤️ ❤️This is gonna be a short story- was originally planned to be a one-shot. ❤️Kinda cringe. Read at your own risk.

𝗔𝘀𝗵𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘆 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁 [ Heesun ] 「 18+」 by Sooranji

𝑹𝒆𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒍𝒊𝒑𝒔, 𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒕𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉, 𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒆. 𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒅, 𝑯𝒐𝒘 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒔𝒐 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒍𝒚? _____________ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 : 「 This book contains explicit material and is entirely fictional. It is intended for readers who are 18 years old and above.No characters mentioned here are to be sexualized and it has nothing to do with their real life.The story is my original creation and should not be plagiarized or shared without permission. Lastly, individuals who hold homophobic views are not welcome. 」

My Mate || Xianwang by zhanyi_writes

baba...............a kid came running I miss you, my little one..........the father said overwhelmed . . . baba, don't cry............a little boy tried to wipe his fathers tears _____________________________ A/N: A short story dedicated to motherhood, so maybe for fanfiction aspect the story seems boring please bear with. Here I possess, Omega from women aspect but I repeat, as I support and hard core believer of BL consist only Boys so there will be no feminize portrait of Lan Zhan's character. DON'T LIKE, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T READ, BUT NO HATE. IT IS MY MIND, MY STORY, NO INTENTION TO OFFEND ANYONE. ⚠️I am not a professional writer, so forgive if there is any mistake. ⚠️English is not my first language, so avoid grammar and spelling mistakes. ⚠️No hate please, you can leave if you don't like. ⚠️Don't copy in any form, it is my storyline, my hard work. ❤️❤️DON'T FORGET TO VOTE & COMMENT❤️❤️

Prey by Kheinnox

by nature, im a loner. nobody dares to bully me though. try as they might they cant fathom my strength and ability. but it comes with a price. nobody even dares to call me a friend without peeing their pants in fright. but this tiny vixen got the courage to sway me into submission to his every whim and wishes. im a top predator and hes of the lowest of low. but why cant i get enough of him? born in a world where humans and shifters intermingle and common in society, ive became someone my parents are proud of. ive never dreamed of disappointing them. hence, i tried my best to be likeable to everyone. and i mean everyone. i tend to shape my personality to fit in to avoid the bitter reality that if they knew my kind, i for sure be up under their feet. survival of the fittest they might say. but how come when im with you, i smiled sincerely. i converse wholeheartedly. i touch you honestly. the heavens might strike us due to our incompatibility but can society really be the basis to how and whom we truly convey our feelings? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- if you're interested, please, see my other books: First Book: worthy to be mine Blessed Moon Series: blessed moon saved love warm thirst silenced 2nd Generation Blessed Moon Series: freak siren's call craving death impeccably yours solace Other Books: violet prison prey i read comments and i reply to them occassionally. i read messages and i reply to them if necessary. please leave votes if you like them. im super thankful for giving me your leisure time to read my works. see you on my other books. KHEINNOX 💑❤️🏳️‍🌈

Cupid's Favourite Trio by Junhives

This story is set in an alternate world where only males exist, divided into three categories: omega, alpha, and beta. In this world, omegas have the ability to give birth, breastfeed, and experience heats. However, these heats can be managed with medication, and pheromone effects can be suppressed with special patches. Without these, the natural attraction between omegas and alphas can become overwhelming. Despite these differences, the world operates similarly to our own. The main character is neurodivergent, with autism, OCD, and ADHD. As someone with ADHD, I wanted to represent these conditions thoughtfully and raise awareness about them. While I am not an expert on mental health, I hope to provide a meaningful portrayal of these experiences, alongside exploring mature themes, including physical intimacy, mental illness, and a lawsuit. Please be advised that this story contains sensitive material. If any of the themes mentioned above make you uncomfortable, I encourage you to proceed with caution or refrain from reading. 📢 Hiatus Notice! Hey lovely readers! I'll be on a short hiatus until mid-May because NEET is calling (more like screaming at me to study). Updates will resume after the exam, so don't worry-I'm not abandoning the story! Thank you for your patience, and I'll be back soon with more chaos. Wish me luck! 💕 This way, new readers and current ones won't be left wondering why there are no updates. You could also change your book status to "On Hold" if Wattpad allows it, so people know it's not permanently abandoned. -Shavi^^

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𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘 𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐔𝐄𝐒 || 𝐎𝐦𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 || 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝟏 ✓ cover

Against The Bonds [Book 2] cover

Collection TSV - One Shots cover

Worlds Clash: The Rivalry Between the New and the Old cover

SKZ Mate | Omegaverse cover

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𝗔𝘀𝗵𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘆 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁 [ Heesun ] 「 18+」 cover

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Cupid's Favourite Trio cover

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𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦 | 𝘉𝘬 1 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘙𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘹'𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘰𝘯𝘦-𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘴. 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘹 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘪𝘷𝘦-𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘺, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨-𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘴 & 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦. ______________________________ Another random story that will probably need editing later ~ please enjoy! #1 CopXMafia 4.18.25 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED ©