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"The scrawny homosexuals and their alphas"

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*WARNING THIS IS A JOKE AND SATIRE* *This also includes slander to some characters so beware especially fanon characters* This will have: short or long updates, possible typos and bad grammar, homosexuals, "twinks",atrocious content and some sarcasm and MORE! (if you don't like this, than im srry not srry) 
I also made the cover by editing 
 
ACTUAL "DESCRIPTION ": The spazz and  jew turn out to be omega twinks and meet their fated mates, so stay tuned to see how they journey through life as lil twinks who are 20 smth but still like 2 - 3 feet tall!1!1!1!😜
Most impressive rankings!!! (I should've done this long ago)
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