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"The scrawny homosexuals and their alphas"

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*WARNING THIS IS A JOKE AND SATIRE* *This also includes slander to some characters so beware especially fanon characters* This will have: short or long updates, possible typos and bad grammar, homosexuals, "twinks",atrocious content and some sarcasm and MORE! (if you don't like this, than im srry not srry) 
I also made the cover by editing 
 
ACTUAL "DESCRIPTION ": The spazz and  jew turn out to be omega twinks and meet their fated mates, so stay tuned to see how they journey through life as lil twinks who are 20 smth but still like 2 - 3 feet tall!1!1!1!😜
Most impressive rankings!!! (I should've done this long ago)
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#132 in omegaverse July 23rd, 2023All Rights Reserved

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C̶l̶i̶c̶h̶e̶ 𝐍𝐨 𝐖𝐚𝐲!! ʸᵒᵘ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ˢᵗᵒʳⁱᵉˢ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ⁱᵗˢ ᵗʰᵉ ˢʰʸ ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵒᵐᵉᵍᵃ ᵃⁿᵈ ʰᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗᵉ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇⁱᵍ ᵇᵃᵈ ᵃˡᵖʰᵃ? ʷᵉˡˡ ʸᵒᵘᵛᵉ ᶠᵒᵘⁿᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ᵃ ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵈⁱᶠᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᵗ. ❅ She's a queen looking for her king. He's a mute looking for answers. They all expect her to be mated to a strong, fearsome Alpha. They expect him to have no mate. What game was fate playing at pairing these two? ❅ ❝I don't know, I'm not stupid, I'm just really good at denying facts.❞ ♛𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬♛ #38 in werewolf #1 in alphaqueen #2 in queen #4 in alphafemale #59 in witch #69 in paranormal

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Till death by taekookholic07

' who dared to touch what's mine' asked the alpha... ' am not yours' replied the omega with a sad smile ' you're only mine.... you belong to me' growled the alpha in rage.. while tightening his grip around the waist of the omega ' this is not how it's gonna work jungkook.... you can't behave like this... he needs to find a mate for himself... stop with your this behavior ' said the alpha's omega friend ' he will not have any other alpha or mate... he is just mine...' the alpha said with finality in his voice... ' lisa is right alpha... i need a mate.. let go of me... ' 'I'll not'... the alpha said firmly... ' don't be a fool kook.. he needs a mark on his neck to avoid such incidents in future' lisa tried to knock some senses in the alpha's brain... ' you need a mark huh??.... ' asked the alpha to which the omega in his arms only nodded... ' okk you want a mark... no worries... you can have it ' to say that tae heard his heart breaking at the alpha's words will not be wrong... after all he loved that alpha but.. what casn he do... but then the alpha spoke again... ' but the mark will be mine only... ' saying that before anyone can mark anything the alpha had already digged his cannies in the omega's scent gland earning a loud painful scream from him... startling lisa who was there with them... by the time lisa came out of her shock the omega had already passed out in the arms of the alpha... ' now you're mine till eternity... only MINE ' claimed the alpha with dark eyes.. ******************** Read the story to know better... Am not good in description try the story... chapters aren't very long... the starting few chapters are cringy... you see fetus writing... but the chapters after them are good.... DON'T COPY MY WORK 🚫 ------------------------------------- Total chapters: 70 -------------------------------------- #taekook #topkook #happyending #mpreg #omegaverse #yonmin #namjin #hopesprite #smut #angst #bottomtae

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