Shrek x Voldemort Smut (18+ uwu)

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Shrek absolutely pounding and destroying that delicious pink voldemussy even though both have no connections whatsoever. 

Voldemort is still in human form aka.Tom riddle, when he used to be (still is) so hot and babygirl while Shrek is still an ogre with a terrifying-humongous-juicy-soaking wet-massive puss destroying schlong.

Basically just Shrek thirsting for Tom and Tom being in denial. 

Yes I am indeed high while writing this but enjoy. 

(This is purely just smut, so please expect no further plot whatsoever. Both the characters are older than 18.) 

VERY CRINGE WARNING ⚠️⚠️All Rights Reserved

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