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Wade is the brother of Lone Star and he's a trigger happy adventurer. Admiral Donovan Sandurz is Colonel Sandurz's older brother and by the rank more successful. Princess Lena, second daughter of King Roland and younger sister of Princess Vespa, not a spoiled brat. 

Join them on the SpaceBalls movie instead of the animated series since those are just a bunch of parodies of other franchises. 

SpaceBalls by Mel BrooksAll Rights Reserved

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AWAKEN by ICrzy01

"I'm apart of him and that's what scares me the most." Amara Solo, second born to General Leia Organa and Han Solo, is determine to follow the foot steps of her family name. She is determine to bring peace, even if it means facing down her older brother. {PoexAmara} {The Force Awakens ✔} {The Last Jedi ✔} {Rise Of Skywalker ✔} {originally written 1/13/20} {reuploaded 7/18/21 - 12/31/21}

The Juggernaut (Juggernaut #1) by PeterADixon

Tales from the Juggernaut #1. Complete. Wattys 2018 shortlist. WHAT IS THE SECRET OF THE JUGGERNAUT? *PRAISE FOR THE JUGGERNAUT* *** Good story, great setting, and well fleshed characters. *** Gripping from the beginning...cannot wait for the next one... *** ...a hint of John Scalzi... *** I really enjoyed this book *** I love the characters *** ...brilliantly captures my curiosity. *** captures your imagination right from the start *** Unique and really drags you in.... I can't wait to see what comes next. *** A great, exciting, fast paced read *** Can't wait for the second installment! *** The Juggernaut A city in space built from the twisted wreck of a thousand ships, in a decaying orbit around a dying star. The last refuge of the dispossessed. The place Tila Vasquez now calls home. When a distant colony of stars lost contact with earth, they descended into the fires of a civil war. From the ashes rose the Commonwealth - Eleven systems struggling to survive the aftermath and rebuild civilisation with the remnants of the technology they once had. The mission to colonise Baru was to be the first step forward in a hundred years. Three colony ships set out to discover a new star and build the first hyperspace beacon in three generations. But the mission failed. The Far Horizon vanished through the unstable wormhole. The Rising Star and New Dawn were destroyed. Tila's parents were among the thousands lost. Now she has joined the ranks of the dispossessed. So when Tila finds the impossible - a shuttle from the Far Horizon buried deep within the Juggernaut - she sets out with her friends Ellie and Malachi to uncover the truth behind the colony mission. But some things are buried for a reason, and some secrets should never be revealed... **The Juggernaut is part one of an exciting space action-adventure mystery series.**

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Hera Dameron, younger sister of Poe Dameron. Hera spends her time fixing ships, pretending to fly with her brother and father. Growing up, her only dream was to fly ships. When her father started to notice something in Hera, he decided to turn to a good friend, Luke Skywalker for his help. When meeting the Skywalker, she met a boy, skinny, curly black hair, shy, she was drawn to Ben Solo. They became best friends, and then it became more. Months later, Poe and Hera became pilots for the Resistance, hella good ones too. The best of the best. Ben and Hera faded away as he was taken to the darkness and Hera was taken away to the light. Years later they find each other, with unexpected turns. *i dont own Star Wars, only Hera. All rights go to their owners, including GIFs.

pureblood ⌁ george weasley by elizabethhblakke

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Atlas {P.Dameron} by poedjarin

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ARC10 by LLMontez

[Book 1 of the ARC10 Trilogy] **Winner of the 2017 Watty Storysmith award** The President created an underground safe-haven for the survivors of the alien invasion. He built it to save them all from total annihilation. He protects them, feeds them, keeps them under his ever-watchful gaze so they can live. All he asks is that they obey. Captain Janika Lorn doesn't want to obey. Not if it means spreading her legs and contributing to the President's precious eugenics program. As a perfect candidate for the Human Hope Project, she is obligated by law to make more citizens for the dying society. But all she wants is her freedom to fight the Invaders and protect the people who already exist. If the mandated program wasn't bad enough, the worst part is trying to fulfill it with Captain Dean Freyer, her scientifically matched partner and best friend of sixteen years. Just as Captain Lorn is about to succumb to her fate, another opportunity arises. A mysterious commanding officer asks her to lead a human refugee ship--to save humanity by evacuating the destroyed Earth and shuttling the remaining population to a new habitable exoplanet 400 light years away. The mission is perilous. Especially because now, standing between her and her freedom is the hostile alien hosts of her ship, the ARC10, a sister returned from the dead, an array of impossibly confusing alien tech, a rekindled heat between her and Dean, and a sexy militia chief she can't seem to keep her hands off of. ARC10 is a romance-heavy sci-fi with the speculative horror of Atwood's The Handmaid's Tale and the military action of Battle: Los Angeles. Cover art by @FayLane Copyright © 2016 by LL Montez

The moon and The Star by deatmat

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Taken by the First Order -A Kylo Ren fanfiction- by herondaleproperty

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ReConstruction |SW | ✔️ by Velairena

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Wings of fire truth or dare! Discontinued by Cricketthebookworm

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AWAKEN

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