Boyfriend for Hire (BTS Ot7 x Reader)

Unsatisfied with your life was an understatement. Being under the thumb of your father can have that effect. He wanted someone capable of running the company, but you wanted to pursue your passion. Countless unwanted blind dates and the threat of losing your freedom drives you to seek help from a group of individuals you'd least expected.
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"Tae, what's that in your pocket?" Hoseok asked, brows furrowed as he looked down under the table.
The question had me jerking my head up from my plate as Hoseok reached down. Taehyung, mouth full of another bite of egg, stiffened in his seat as Hoseok slipped whatever it was out of his pocket and lifted it up. Tae went to start yelling, choking on egg as he frantically tried snatching the item from Hobi. Everyone else looked on in surprise as it dawned on them what Hoseok was holding. Jin's eyes widened in horror seconds before Taehyung snatched the offending piece from Hoseok.
"Yah! Taehyung! What is that!?" he screeched, veins in his neck popping.
"I knew you stole my underwear!" I gasped, pointing at him accusingly.
Jungkook, who had been taking a drink of his water, coughed into his glass sloshing water everywhere as he choked on the bit of it that had gone down the wrong way. Jimin, unable to contain himself, roared with laughter, very nearly falling out of his chair. Hoseok was frozen in his seat, his hand still dangling in the air even though he was no longer holding the scrap of fabric. He stared forward unblinkingly as Jin continued to squawk on the other side of Taehyung.
"Why do you have those at my dinner table!?"
Taehyung had the audacity to look sheepish as his older brother yelled at him. I wanted to ask why he had them at all when Jimin's voice cut me off
. Finally catching his breath long enough to say something.
"Please, hyung. That's not the worst thing to happen at your dinner table in the last 24 hours."
"What does THAT mean!?"

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