The Pessimal Hero

Mild-mannered Hal O'Grady, is about as boring as they come, even for a Jr. High Volleyball Coach. When he finds out he has less than a year to live, however, he decides it's time for a major life change.

Rather than wallowing in self-pity, or wasting his money on finishing some meaningless bucket list, he decides to go out making a difference. Cashing in his 401K and calling upon his two best friends -- computer hacker Vicki Montana and former Marine Barry Chase -- he resolves to die saving the lives of innocent citizens, disguised as a superhero vigilante.

The problem is, it's a lot harder than it looks in all those movies.