legally blonde but it's dnf

In my legally Blonde musical hyper-fixation era so I thought I'd do this.

This story is based on the musical not the movie. Each chapter will be corresponding to each song in the musical and it will have direct references. If you haven't seen the Legally Blonde musical you might get confused so warning(just go and watch it problem solved) anyway enjoy me geeking out

There is some swearing and mention of assault(very light) if you've seen any Legally Blonde media (ie movie or musical) you will know(Callahan ew). Please let me know if there is anything else I need to preface ahead of time. Thank you

(We ignore the cover)