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Justin Trudeau Investigation Case: One-Way Ticket To Pluto

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Reads 57
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Parts 19
Time 5h 7m

Bettercallthisidiot

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( This is a work of fiction based solely on the video game experiences in Rimworld. Whatever happens here is me using Rimworld as a source for the events, minus the Justin Trudeau thing ) 

Journalist Team located in Prague gets a call from an anonymous caller from Ontario, regarding a spicy matter between the PM of Canada, Justin Trudeau, and the President of French Republic, Emanuel Macron.

He refers to himself as Lizard and wants the "international journalist team" to cover his story, promising them proof and riches, alongside with the biggest political BL scoop of the century.

But, during their visit to Ontario, the building gets stormed by Canadian Special Operations Forces, and are taken to a rather mysterious location, trapped in something that resembles a mini-space shuttle, conveniently filled with weapons and some resources.

During the interrogation, the Special Canadian Anti-Canadian Unit storms the location of the Journalist Team and attempts the rescue, but from the National Defence Headquarters comes the order to eliminate the proof of kidnapping by launching them into orbit.

Thus starting the most annoying adventure in the lives of every member of the Journalist Team, being forced to eat... without table.All Rights Reserved

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Madly

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