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Justin Trudeau Investigation Case: One-Way Ticket To Pluto

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Parts 19
Time 5h 7m

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( This is a work of fiction based solely on the video game experiences in Rimworld. Whatever happens here is me using Rimworld as a source for the events, minus the Justin Trudeau thing ) 

Journalist Team located in Prague gets a call from an anonymous caller from Ontario, regarding a spicy matter between the PM of Canada, Justin Trudeau, and the President of French Republic, Emanuel Macron.

He refers to himself as Lizard and wants the "international journalist team" to cover his story, promising them proof and riches, alongside with the biggest political BL scoop of the century.

But, during their visit to Ontario, the building gets stormed by Canadian Special Operations Forces, and are taken to a rather mysterious location, trapped in something that resembles a mini-space shuttle, conveniently filled with weapons and some resources.

During the interrogation, the Special Canadian Anti-Canadian Unit storms the location of the Journalist Team and attempts the rescue, but from the National Defence Headquarters comes the order to eliminate the proof of kidnapping by launching them into orbit.

Thus starting the most annoying adventure in the lives of every member of the Journalist Team, being forced to eat... without table.All Rights Reserved

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Madly by TessiaEliseKirkShaw

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Time Sensitive Target by Paige0Turner

Two spirited, young and beautiful aid workers are taken hostage at gun point and smuggled in to dangerous territory. Their only hope is a merciful death, or to be rescued. An operation in the most dangerous area of the world takes the best of the best; but can the Elite Special Forces of two different nations work together quickly enough to save them before it's too late? * "I'm going to tell you exactly what we're going to do. In a few minutes, my young Brother over here will have a live stream with the American government. They're expecting our call, they'll have all the right people there. We're going to wake your friend up," he nodded towards Jas's unconscious form. "And we're going to torture you both, while they watch. Then we're going to tell them what we want, you're going to beg them to save you if you can even talk by that point, and you had better hope they play ball." **WARNING** contains graphic descriptions of violence, sexual assault, psychological abuse etc ** [Any opinions expressed are purely works of fiction and do not reflect my own.]

True Identity // A Socksfor1 Horror AU by TheAddieDragon

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CVU1 by MarkFerguson6

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WE ALL LOSE (RIM OF THE WORLD FANFICTION) by x_LOC_x

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✅ Project SETI 2: The Daxut Plan by bluu-dindu

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Madly

Space Adventure Romance (violent and erotic scenes within) An attempted hijacking results in the crew of a long distance cargo spaceship being reduced to two, Max, the ships engineer and France, the ships medical officer. Coming to the realisation that the ships efforts in smuggling refugees has been discovered and that the ship is now marked, being out of a job and afraid that sooner or later the two try to work out what to do next. They have to come to terms with their new situation and discovered feelings for each other. Like imagine Red Dwarf but if they gay and space travel is long AF and everyone is bored, depressed and horny. That's really what I'm trying for here.