The Life of a Potato
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-Mama Potato got tired of being smashed and therefore now teaches the feeling potatoes-
The story of a potato's life and adventures that eventually turn it into a sarcastic and world-hating vegetable.
"Breathtakingly serious!" -the lettuce
"...It made me reconsider my life choices..." -tomato CEO
"Can't wait for the sequel to take with me during hibernation," -friendly squirrel
March, 2015
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