Matchmakers from Hell
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Last published Thu, May 18, 2023
A new boy moves in, to South Park with his family, hoping to start fresh and get away from some old skeletons they left back in their closets in California.
The boys quickly become friends with the new kid, but as always, life is never quite as simple as one would like it to be. Secrets come out, friendships are tested when Eric Cartman and the new kid decide to be the matchmakers for their friends. Maybe some things shouldn't be messed with, but since when did Eric Cartman give a crap?
This story will be written in the third person and will mainly take place during the kids' high school years, but will include flashbacks to earlier times during some chapters. This is a mainly queer fic, and will feature the ships Kenny x Butters, Kyle x Stan, Tweek x Craig, and Cartman x the new kid. If this fic becomes semi-popular, and requests for additional pairings are made in the comments, they may be added. Requests for specific plot points may also be added if made, but there are no guarantees. Updates will be semi-consistent and about once a week. I will give you a shout-out if your request becomes a part of the story.
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