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Yo so, this is a 100% satire book. so it's basically a joke, don't take this story seriously 💀
I made this to poke fun at the stereotypical wattpad Y/N, so you're allowed to make as many jokes or insult her as much as you want, I don't mind as long as you're getting a laugh from it. Also the tag #anotheroneofroseswackystories is a custom tag that I'll put on every story of mine, so yeah.
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Y/N is a gRiL with a very ✨️tRaGiC✨️ backstory. her parents died while she was young 🥺 she has no friends like at all 😔😔😔
Until 😲 one 1️⃣ day ☀️ at @ school 🏫, she 🧍🏼♀️meets 🤝 her 👱🏻♀️ eX 💔 (don't ask how she even has an ex with her emo tragic Mary sue self)
What will happen next?
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