Running After Tall Sexy Men
At 30-years-old, Lydia’s life is out of control in a city that feeds off chaos. The former child pageant star is in a quarter-life crisis when she meets Doberman, a fifty-eight-year-old recovering alcoholic living with his mother in the Bronx and preparing to graduate from bartending school.
When Lydia’s pathological fear of makeup leads to her mistaken arrest at Macy’s department store, her stint in Community Service finds her picking up trash outside Doberman’s Bronx row house.
This chance meeting between two different worlds takes Lydia on a new path with hilarious consequences. Her best friend is a liar, her boyfriend’s neurotic, and she just hired a bartender who won’t let anyone drink. While Lydia tries to get a new restaurant venture off the ground, a sudden death reveals $60,000 is missing-money that was supposed to pay for the restaurant.
Drawing on the only skills she has, Lydia puts together the beauty pageant of a lifetime, New York City Style, to raise the missing money. But she might be trying to get the wrong person out of trouble, and she’s got six cross-dressers and a dominatrix ready to go on stage.
Taking its title from a word association, RUNNING AFTER TALL SEXY MEN is a chaotic, drunken comedy that shows us that sometimes the truth can only be measured by how much is left in the bottle. Available in full on Amazon.
