"Bloody hell, I'm a witch!"
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"Oh, come on! It was an example!" A girl groans quietly, trying not to wake the sleeping figure resting on her lap. She freezes for a moment, feeling him stir before relaxing when he remains deep in his sleep, this time running her fingers through his messy mop of hair to help soothe him.
"I'm sorry, human. I really am!" The cat like creature whines, it's ears flat against its head as it tries to charm her with its cuteness. "How was I meant to know that you didn't want to be Harry Potter's sister?"
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