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Closer With Cow-Shit
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Ongoing, First published May 17, 2023
Stan Marsh, who is a part of the famous Boy-Band of the decade: Fingerbang. As famous as Stan is, he does have his flaws and after a load of internet Twitter drama between his (current) Reality TV Star girlfriend: Wendy Testaburger. The Fingerbang manager, Mickey Mouse, sends Stan on an internet free vacation at the Stotch's little Farming House on the outskirts of a little town called South Park. While there, Stan will learn how to quit being stubborn and spoiled. Also learning how hard, hard labor really is and even getting to see some strange things he's never really seen before unless it was on TV. He might even make some new interests and might even allow himself to fall head over heels into the mud for a simple young, Southern Farmer.
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