DIRT: the grunge diaries (Chrissie's version)

1992
Dear diary,

I don't have much time. I'm writing this from under my bed as I'm hiding from Tori and Bessie while they run rampant around the apartment.

I think they have boys here, well, Bessie has a man over at least once a day. Her words to live by are "A fuck a day keeps the doctor away". And I'm the one that has to clean all the cum off the walls when it's said and done.

Tori is putting my bras on as hats while chugging a bottle of vodka, curse my double D's. But they get degrees, and that's the highest education level anyone has in this room as of now.

Oh no, I hear them prancing into my room. S.O.S.

Pray for me,
Chrissie

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Christine, your local born and raised Seattle-ite, knows the ins and outs of the sleazy streets and men in the rock and roll scene. She remains a somewhat tame front no matter how grimy it can get, while side by side with her male companion Chris Cornell. The most sane and serious out of the trio, Chrissie keeps the apartment and wild behaviors in order to the best of her ability. Follow the adventures of Chrissie and her best friends/ roommates, Tori and Bessie, as they navigate the golden era of Grunge up close and personal.

This is a collab with my besties @clownerella and @misselven3000. Read all three stories to stay up to date!