Heya, I'm Pancake. Y'know, the human that's friends with a bunch of draconians and Pravums and cat hybrids a bunch of other mythical and magical creatures? Welllll, not quite. I /am/ friends with them, but I have to admit I'm telling a lie. If you want to know my true story, the one you will /absolutely not tell your story counterparts about,/ you can find it here.