There's Something Wrong With You, My Lord!
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Last published Thu, Jun 15, 2023
Battered, injured, jaded and marvellously wreaked. Luis Lee was one of the powerful ability users during the chaotic time of the apocalypse but that was until he found himself reincarnated in a magical world full of hunks and gorgeously powerful moon elves. At that moment he thought, "Let's live a slow slutty life, (b)itches!"
These long-eared hotties needed him for something and the new moon elf lord was determined to do nothing.
However, an obnoxious system was added into the mix saying that he is reincarnated in a world of a book.
System administrator: This world will usher an Apocalypse after a decade. So enjoy your stay (b)itch.
Few days old moon elf lord: Will I ever get a proper rest?
A story of a perverted soul who just wanted to get laid starts now.
Author's Note:
Bearers are another gender of the moon elves. They have PP but has the ability to 'bear children'. This concept is practically like an omegaverse- minus the heat.
This is my first ever novel. :)
The photo used as the cover is not mine.
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