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Blonde Moments: Life with a blonde teenage daughter.

TheAlvarezChronicles

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Reads 120,335
Votes 9,785
Parts 63
Time 1h 15m

TheAlvarezChronicles

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My daughter, as smart as she is, sometimes says the craziest things. This is a collection of actual quotes that came directly from her. You can't make this stuff up. I blame it on her hair.All Rights Reserved

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Gambit (Obsessions in Overdrive #2) by MarcelinePierson

Previously known as The Accident --------- She is beautiful. So fucking beautiful. She is a star and I would become an astronomer for her and I would study for the rest of my life and I would bleed, sweat and cry day and night just so I can understand her beauty. I would want the other stars to be jealous of her since no matter how big and bright they shine, she will always be the brightest one illuminating the night sky. She's better than everyone. I constantly think about how she can do so much better and how she deserves to be with someone who will notice everything amazing about her and not just use her. She needs to be with someone who will notice how she laughs. How confident she is. How she talks. The way her smile is different from the rest and the way her eyes glow when you talk about the stars. They should notice how her hair flows and how she can talk all day. She needs to be with me. --------- Contains: Fake-dating College romance --------- Started: 12 October 2021 Ended: 16 January 2023 Editing completion: 12 July 2024 --------- #1 firststory #1 hotel #1 pretty #2 cutegirl #2 teenagers #3 loss

Murderous Love by WriterAvie_

Started: March 14, 2022 Ended: August 21, 2022 Please leave a vote! "I like her not her dad" Warning: cringy I wrote this when I was really young so please read at your own risk. I really regret a lot of things that I wrote in this book.

raucous rants by coolstoryjacksparrow

disclaimer: i wrote in this when i was 13 years old, so it will be unfunny, cringy, and outlandish. that's just who i am baby. you have been warned.

Make Me Perfect by OnceUponATime73

Your suicide? Oh please, daddy. That didn't change me. I'm only trying to please you, trying to be perfect. And trust me, I've achieved perfection. I ran my school. If there was a crown, I'd be wearing it. I had all the guys on top of me, all the insecure little nitwits wrapped tightly around my finger. We still have your money, so I'm rich, gorgeous, thanks to your wonderful features, my dear father, and I was popular. I was perfect beyond belief. Now you; your secret still horrifies me. Why did you take your life? Your family so dearly loved you. I will find out, just for you, and so that you will say that I'm perfect in every which way as you watch down on me. Or up at me, whatever side of your wonderful personality the Lord took. However, my father, there is this new kid. I can't seem to remember his name. He's the silent type, perfect prey for my friends and I. But he's different. In fact I have made a deal with him. He'll help me solve your mystery, daddy, on one condition; I change my ways. He's such a joke, a cute joke. Oh what must I be saying, he's absolutely insane. I don't need to change my ways, I'm perfect. If anything, I should be helping him. Oh I remember now, father. Aiden. Aiden is trying to perfect me. What a laugh, isn't it? Perfecting something that's already perfect.

I'm a teenage father by KruseyGirl

He's Italian and handsome with an adorable dimpled smile. He is 15 years old and a teenage father. He has a thing for blonde, blue eyed girls. This is his story and the girl he fell in love with.

Here We Go Again by gleek_demigod

"Holy shit guys," Anne said in a low tone, "I still cannot believe we were able to graduate last month." "You already said that a thousand times Anne. Try saying that again one more time and this whole thing will be a fluke tomorrow." Jess answered jokingly. - Anne graduated from senior year a few months ago. She was going to college with her two best friends and everything was going well with her dad. Ever since her mom died last year, she and her dad were trying to pick up the pieces of what's left of them. Everything was perfect until she wakes up one morning to find her dead mom alive, her best friend still doesn't have a boyfriend and also the fact that she has to start senior year all over again. It was crap from then on. Will she change the future? Do things differently or keep it the same way as it was before? entry for #TeenFictionAnotherYearShortStory

THE LIFE OF AN ORDINARY TEENAGE GIRL by funkyalways

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Ridiculousness by moonmoonieemoon

Content: Short stories experienced stories. teenager stories. funny stories. weird stories. Warning:There might be many grammatical mistakes,so sorry for that.

Diary Of A Teenage Girl by Feralleral

This is just for fun / a way to document how my life is going without having to worry about anyone finding a diary I dont have a real diary so im Just doing this on here. I dont write in here every day, and chapters are short most of the time. Just shit that happends in my life. Also i cant spell for shit, so if you read this, have fun (so fuxkings nuch of it is autocorect if I didnt have autocorenct it would look like tis.)

The Gangleaders Sister by cutiiepiexx

"H-how did you do that?" "I'm the gangleaders sister, who the fuck do you think I am?" ------- #86 in Teenfiction- Second Of January, 2017 #33 in Humor- Twentyfirst Of March, 2017

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Ridiculousness cover

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The Gangleaders Sister cover

Gambit (Obsessions in Overdrive #2)

Previously known as The Accident --------- She is beautiful. So fucking beautiful. She is a star and I would become an astronomer for her and I would study for the rest of my life and I would bleed, sweat and cry day and night just so I can understand her beauty. I would want the other stars to be jealous of her since no matter how big and bright they shine, she will always be the brightest one illuminating the night sky. She's better than everyone. I constantly think about how she can do so much better and how she deserves to be with someone who will notice everything amazing about her and not just use her. She needs to be with someone who will notice how she laughs. How confident she is. How she talks. The way her smile is different from the rest and the way her eyes glow when you talk about the stars. They should notice how her hair flows and how she can talk all day. She needs to be with me. --------- Contains: Fake-dating College romance --------- Started: 12 October 2021 Ended: 16 January 2023 Editing completion: 12 July 2024 --------- #1 firststory #1 hotel #1 pretty #2 cutegirl #2 teenagers #3 loss