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Blonde Moments: Life with a blonde teenage daughter.

TheAlvarezChronicles

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Reads 120,365
Votes 9,785
Parts 63
Time 1h 15m

TheAlvarezChronicles

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My daughter, as smart as she is, sometimes says the craziest things. This is a collection of actual quotes that came directly from her. You can't make this stuff up. I blame it on her hair.All Rights Reserved

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Laugh to Death by KittyDesaster

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My Dads Best Friend by Snicker1Doodles

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Keeping Up With the Sammy by SamanthaMichelle0

Hello! My name is Sam and, surprise, I write! Instead of throwing another common Wattpad teen romance your way, I decided to use this commonly used website as a journal for everyone to judge me! So if you want to read about my weird crazy life or just wanna dive into something a bit relaxing to take away the stresses of your day, I welcome you here to my little corner. Snuggle up and enjoy 💜 And as always, Stay Lovely ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 09/24 Hey, it's me Sam again, but four years later from what you just read this thing is essentially a blog, let's be honest, but hey, maybe if you're into that we can have a laugh together. And if you're about to swipe out this because this isn't very Wattpad aesthetic, I understand, I hope you have a great day, and again, Stay Lovely

Here We Go Again by gleek_demigod

"Holy shit guys," Anne said in a low tone, "I still cannot believe we were able to graduate last month." "You already said that a thousand times Anne. Try saying that again one more time and this whole thing will be a fluke tomorrow." Jess answered jokingly. - Anne graduated from senior year a few months ago. She was going to college with her two best friends and everything was going well with her dad. Ever since her mom died last year, she and her dad were trying to pick up the pieces of what's left of them. Everything was perfect until she wakes up one morning to find her dead mom alive, her best friend still doesn't have a boyfriend and also the fact that she has to start senior year all over again. It was crap from then on. Will she change the future? Do things differently or keep it the same way as it was before? entry for #TeenFictionAnotherYearShortStory

Gambit (Obsessions in Overdrive #2) by MarcelinePierson

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Make Me Perfect by OnceUponATime73

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The Gangleaders Sister by cutiiepiexx

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My Dads Best Friend cover

Keeping Up With the Sammy cover

Here We Go Again cover

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THE LIFE OF AN ORDINARY TEENAGE GIRL cover

Make Me Perfect cover

The Gangleaders Sister cover

Laugh to Death

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