Paddington meets Revy One Shot

Okay let's get a few things clear first. Number 1 this is not a ship fic for obvious reasons. Number 2 for the love of god do not take this seriously I wrote this just for fun and Number 3 I don't want this crossover to be real this is just for fun and nothing more okay this is also not for kids now on with the story. This is a recreation of the scene in Paddington 2 it's the scene where Paddington meets Knuckles just replace Knuckles with Revy