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this is a collection of slowly updated crack oneshots (fanfics, plain crack, anything, really.) 

TW!!! this will contain sexual content, (not too explicit, but heavily implied), heavy/dark topics, and characterization of inanimate objects and food. it will be all treated as a joke. hopefully, it wont be too bad. i dont personally believe i have the ability to make it too bad, but the warning is here anyways.
themes will be put at the start of the oneshot, so if you arent comfortable with any of this, dont read this!!

tags will be added as the story progresses, i hope you enjoy the story &lt;3333All Rights Reserved

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Jori Collections: 2017-2021 by VoltageStone

One-shots of all Jori that I've written. These are based off of dates of publication (which I will put), so the writing will see a significant increase in quality as the stories go on. 2021 is (most likely) the last year where I have written one-shots for this pairing, so consider this all of my short works for Jori. Unless I change my mind, to which I'll update. But, anyhow, consider this a lil time capsule of how my writing grew-which I guess means it's more for me than anyone else. xD Anyway, so each one-shot will start off with bolded brackets with a brief summary in them. And as for the titles: (Date of Original publication) Title of One-Shot - Rating, Word Count [Type of story]. T = No mature content. T/M = No explicit content, but there are references/implied/a small amount of mature content. M = Explicit content; not always smut, mind you, but for the most part yes. [Sm] = Has a focus on smut (which means some stories may have brief scenes of smut, but if they are best labeled something else, they will be labeled as such; however, for example, [X*] would be a story isn't a Sm one, but does contain some). [A] = Angst, from drama to introspective. [C] = Funny, light-hearted. [F] = Supernatural/Fantasy Focused [D] = Drabble Anyway, with that said, hope you enjoy! :D

Perfect Fate ✔ (Moved To Inkitt) by fanoshkaflippo

Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking at her was definitely not in my plans when I sneaked out of a woman's apartment after what was already a long night. Taking her home and getting her a chocolate cake, though, was kind of intentional. But falling for her? Boy, that was pretty much inevitable. HER: He came out of nowhere, literally. I was there, sitting on that bench, barefoot and crying and just getting my heart broken in peace and silence. Then he appeared, all mad and furious and sexy and tall and just drool-worthy! And just like that, despite my poor attempts of escaping him, he had me wrapped in his world. A crazy yet heart-fluttering world, that I have absolutely no intentions of leaving anytime soon. ------- Character development is a main theme in this book. It shows you how they both work on changing for the better, while trying to overcome the obstacles in their relationship and fight for each other till the end. ** Warning!! Some chapters contain sexual scenes, but there's always a warning at the head of the chapter. Do not read them if you're under 18.** * Also, please beware that this story contains a lot of swearing. Read at your own risk. * **I don't own any photos used in this book. All are found on the internet for public use.** Highest Rankings: Sexy - #1 Love - #1 General Fiction - #41 Romance - #46 ------ ** Copyright © 2014 by Fanoshka Flippo (Farah Fekry). All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Fanoshka Flippo / Farah Fekry. **

Blindsided By The Boss by JeniRaeD

Enemies-to-lovers * Bickering/bantering Boss/employee * Romantic comedy with a HEA He says I'm a hemorrhoid and a massive dark cloud without a silver lining. I consider him a bosshole and heartless prick--because that's what he is and more. I've never met my boss. He works only through emails. I was two months in at my new job, when I had to fly to Florida to bury my grandmother. The night of her funeral, an overly hot man approached me while I was in the middle of trying to meet a deadline, wondering if I'd be interested in having a wild night with him. It had been a couple years since I Iast been with a man. I was pissed at my boss, and he was good looking, so I accepted his offer. Next, I emailed my boss telling him I wasn't making the deadline because I was going to get laid. And I did... lots of it. The next morning he was gone. Months later, I run into my boss--in the dark--on masquerade night at a sex club. Let's just say we had an interesting moment. After that I wanted to kill him more than I already wanted to. Weeks later. I had the shock of my life when we met face to face at my best friends wedding. Callum's a one-and-done type of guy. And I wasn't looking for love either. But our friends had other plans for us. They thought we were the perfect match and did all they could to set us up. Will us two stubborn hotheads see we're meant to be? Credit for cover: https://selfpubbookcovers.com/RLSather

Book 1✔️ Sugar Baby by LoveLiveLust

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(requests closed) Stanley x Narrator Oneshots - The Stanley Parable by fluffluver69

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