crack for your poor soul
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Last published Sun, May 21, 2023
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this is a collection of slowly updated crack oneshots (fanfics, plain crack, anything, really.)
TW!!! this will contain sexual content, (not too explicit, but heavily implied), heavy/dark topics, and characterization of inanimate objects and food. it will be all treated as a joke. hopefully, it wont be too bad. i dont personally believe i have the ability to make it too bad, but the warning is here anyways.
themes will be put at the start of the oneshot, so if you arent comfortable with any of this, dont read this!!
tags will be added as the story progresses, i hope you enjoy the story <3333
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Yeah, you read the title right. Welcome to this book of "cultured" stuff, am I right, my fellow degenerates? A bunch of male reader smut scenarios. Anywho, probably won't be doing a bunch of kinks and stuff as I prefer to do romantic type stuff as that's what I'm best at (I don't know, you be the judge of that). Let your fantasies run rampant and let your desires out, I guess. I mean, you should know what it is by now judging from the title and cover pic. ...What a bunch of weirdos, y'all are... Weirdos. *Warning: HEAVY sexual themes and such and other mature themes. This book is NOT suitable to younger audiences. If you are below 18, it is advised you do NOT read. Read at your own risk. You've been warned.* Note: Any pictures/characters/videos/gifs are not owned by me, belonging to their respective owner(s). Any other properties used in this book are not owned by me and they belong to their respective owner(s).
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One-shots of all Jori that I've written. These are based off of dates of publication (which I will put), so the writing will see a significant increase in quality as the stories go on. 2021 is (most likely) the last year where I have written one-shots for this pairing, so consider this all of my short works for Jori. Unless I change my mind, to which I'll update. But, anyhow, consider this a lil time capsule of how my writing grew-which I guess means it's more for me than anyone else. xD Anyway, so each one-shot will start off with bolded brackets with a brief summary in them. And as for the titles: (Date of Original publication) Title of One-Shot - Rating, Word Count [Type of story]. T = No mature content. T/M = No explicit content, but there are references/implied/a small amount of mature content. M = Explicit content; not always smut, mind you, but for the most part yes. [Sm] = Has a focus on smut (which means some stories may have brief scenes of smut, but if they are best labeled something else, they will be labeled as such; however, for example, [X*] would be a story isn't a Sm one, but does contain some). [A] = Angst, from drama to introspective. [C] = Funny, light-hearted. [F] = Supernatural/Fantasy Focused [D] = Drabble Anyway, with that said, hope you enjoy! :D
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