Barney Conroy is an average guy trying to live an average life.
He's just not as good at it as the rest of us.
Each chapter of 'The Chronicles of Barnia' captures a particular episode in Barney's struggle to be socially acceptable. They can be read in any order.
Barney's adventures continue in a full length novel right here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01CSIFKQK
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