Okay, let's do this one last time. My name is Y/n Sumdac. I was bitten by a radioactive spider from my adoptive dad's lab. And for the past 7 years, I've been the one, and only, hero of Detroit; Evergreen Widow. I'm pretty sure you know the rest. I saved a bunch of people, saved the city, a drone flew into my face, twice. And then I saved the city again. And again, and again, and again. Look, I'm on a comic book, an action figure, did a Christmas album one time. And a so-so popsicle, it'll haunt my nightmares, but I have looked worse. And after everything, I still love being Detroit's hero, no matter how tiring and hard the job is. I mean, who wouldn't? So, no matter how many hits I've taken, whether it be burns, stab wounds, getting shot, almost poisoned, almost getting decapitated, close to getting a limb cut of and many more; I always find a way to get back on my feet. Because the only thing standing between this city and oblivion... is me. There's, sadly, only one hero of Detroit. And you're looking at her.
Well... until this group of living robots call Autobots came, making my job more entertaining and easier.
Kinda.