Project Getaway - TommyInnit's 'Taxi' Service

"Hey, welcome to McPuffy's, can I please take your order?" The McPuffy's worker asked.

"Finally." Tommy couldn't help but mutter before continuing with his typical order, "Can I get a McNugget happy meal with a coke?"

"Is that it?"

Before Tommy could say yes, a quiet, and blatantly forced, cough came from the back of his car. Oh, right, he probably should have asked the two supervillains in the back of his car if they wanted anything. It was just polite manners.

When he turns around to face them, he's met with the cruel reminder of the gun being pointed at his head. Somehow, during the thrill of the chase, he almost forgot The Blade was holding him at gunpoint. Tommy only scowled in response before asking, "Do either of you want anything from McPuffys?"

A huge smile spreads across Chorus' face, "A quarter pounder would be great, please."

-or, after a string of coincidental events, Tommy finds himself working as a getaway driver for the deadliest villains in the city under the cover of a taxi driver, along the way manages to find a family, collect a series of enemies and find two friends whose chaotic energy can only be challenged by his own-

this is not mine its babblingbugzo on ao3 and i will not hesitate to take it down if they ask me to!!