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The Life of JakeyPooAlpha69 •it's satire I swear•

ViolentRoachJuice

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Reads 3,171
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Parts 29
Time 1h 19m

ViolentRoachJuice

Mature

69 alphameme funny housemd idk ihavenolife ishouldsleep joke lol lorax notlikeothergirls random rengoku saiki satire savetheturtles teruhashi thisisajoke tryingtobefunny uwu weird wtf wtfamidoing wth yes

Jake just isn't like the other boys... he's an alpha wolf OWWUUUUHHHHHHHHHH


Inspired by a y/n book I can't remember the title of

this is rated mature because of swearing and sexual stuff... no detailed sexual stuff though

Istg this is satire!All Rights Reserved

69 alphameme funny housemd idk ihavenolife ishouldsleep joke lol lorax notlikeothergirls random rengoku saiki satire savetheturtles teruhashi thisisajoke tryingtobefunny uwu weird wtf wtfamidoing wth yes

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SILVER by Royo_Wiley

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Saving Allison by MommaShifter

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MY ALPHA, MY OLIVIA by rockkygirl

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Lycan King by BloodyArrow_358

*contains mature content* "Your mate was the last piece to the puzzle. I sent my men there to kill her while you were busy fighting with the alphas. I knew once she was dead you would be blinded by rage throwing off those sharp scenes of yours, leading you right into my trap. I may not be strong enough to kill you...yet, but this silver box is strong enough to lock you away forever. Maybe the others are okay with bowing down to you, but I bow down to no one! I'm the alpha of alphas!! I'm the new king, I'm the alpha king!" He growls out from the other side of this silver box. I let out a loud roar causing Tim to back away from me covering his ears. "I'm going to kill all of you!!!" I roar out as I start to claw and punch the wall of the silver box, trying to get out. ***Betrayed by the wolves. They took everything away from him. His mate, family, and friends. They locked him away inside a silver box to live out the rest of his days. All he wants is to make them pay, but once he's finally get free he's in for a big surprise. This book has it all. Romance, drama, action, etc.. please read, you won't regret it.

The Dark Side of the Moon by thealexiarose

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Lycan King cover

The Dark Side of the Moon cover

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The Chronicles of Alpha Academy (bxb) cover

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SILVER

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