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The Life of JakeyPooAlpha69 •it's satire I swear•

ViolentRoachJuice

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Reads 3,177
Votes 148
Parts 29
Time 1h 19m

ViolentRoachJuice

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69 alphameme funny housemd idk ihavenolife ishouldsleep joke lol lorax notlikeothergirls random rengoku saiki satire savetheturtles teruhashi thisisajoke tryingtobefunny uwu weird wtf wtfamidoing wth yes

Jake just isn't like the other boys... he's an alpha wolf OWWUUUUHHHHHHHHHH


Inspired by a y/n book I can't remember the title of

this is rated mature because of swearing and sexual stuff... no detailed sexual stuff though

Istg this is satire!All Rights Reserved

69 alphameme funny housemd idk ihavenolife ishouldsleep joke lol lorax notlikeothergirls random rengoku saiki satire savetheturtles teruhashi thisisajoke tryingtobefunny uwu weird wtf wtfamidoing wth yes

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Lycan King by BloodyArrow_358

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The Alexander Story by ihavenofiends

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Lycan King cover

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Lycan King

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