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Waffles/Mirror
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Ongoing, First published Mar 05, 2015
Mature
There was a kid named Dick he loved to eat waffles. One day he went downstairs to eat some breakfast and he put the waffles in the toaster and waited and started singing the little Einstein mix "Were  going on the trip with our favorite rocket ship flying through the skies little einsteins" 
When the waffles finished in the toaster he put them on a plate and put a shit load of syrup on it he started watching pwiediepie videos. He watched WtF happened to frozen he couldn't stop laughing until he had tears in his eyes. When he finished he went to his room and looked in his  mirror and said who's that sexy beast oh it's me and the mirror replied no u look like a fat ass
Fat kid who eats too much waffles.
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