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Yugoslavia UltraHearts Reworked: ACT I

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Reads 13
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Parts 4
Time 46m

Bettercallthisidiot

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UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

Shitpost is based on mash between the grand strategy game Hearts of Iron 4, with an extremely cringe community, and FPS retro shooter, ULTRAKILL.

The story is basically almost incoherent, but if I were to summarise it for description: A local Yugoslav quasi-fascist Milan Stojadinović meets the ghost of the late King of Yugoslavia, Aleksandar Karađorđević, on a mission from God to torture King Aleksandar with how his country is going to be turned into a pile of ashes, based on the choices in Hearts of Iron 4 you can take.

On their journey, they meet the plethora of Yugoslav enemies, and the self-proclaimed God of Serbia, doG.All Rights Reserved

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