Pizza Hotline, I'm Sad
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  • Parts 32
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  • Reads 425
  • Votes 48
  • Parts 32
  • Time 1h 35m
Ongoing, First published May 26, 2023
She's sad and he's just a guy behind a phone.

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Parker is living his BEST life as a highschool student working a part-time job at a pizzaria (note the sarcasm). His job is mundane, until Tara enters his life. Bringing along her own train of excitment, she has a secret of her own that she never wants him to find out.

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❝This is your pizza hotline! How may I help you?❞
❝Hello, I'm sad.❞
❝Pardon?❞
❝I said, I'm sad.❞
❝I think you have the wrong number, ma'am.❞
❝This is the Pizza Hotline, isn't it?❞

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Update Schedule: Every Friday @1:00 PM (13:00) GMT

Started: 24 may 2023
Finished:
Uploaded 1st chapter: 22 July 2023
Last chapter upload:

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Accomplishments ☆
#3 Dialogue
#14 hiddenidentity (10 Aug '23)
#15 hotline (10 Aug '23)
#16 yafiction (10 Aug '23)
#25 dialogue (10/11 Sept '23)
#26 yaromance (10/11 Sept '23)

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