Shrek x Lord Farquad
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Last published Mon, May 29, 2023
three years ago...
a ruler named Lord Faruad ran into a humble beast in his humble swap
the beast then shouted very humbly "GET OUT OF MY SWAMPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
and that's it :)
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