𝐓𝐰𝐨 𝐕𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐬 𝐈𝐧 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐞

A story based from Disenchanted, the song called "Badder" by Amy Adams and Maya Rudolph.

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Wilbur swallowed his pride and said, "May I kiss your hands, beautiful?" He kept a fake smile on his face.

"What?- Noo," Quackity slurred, staring at Wilbur like he was crazy.

Wilbur grabbed his hand in a pleading motion, "Please! I'll leave you alone for the rest of the week if I even see you again, and it's a Sunday tonight, so a full 7 days!" Quackity pulled away from his grasp as he spoke.

Quackity thought about it for a moment, "Pr..omis-ing- But, howw a-bout" he paused, "A month?" He didn't seem to notice the slurring since he was so drunk, maybe he thought he was speaking normally.

"Yes, yes I'll do that. However long you want." Wilbur sighed, pretending to be disappointed as he was looking down at Quackity's rings.

"Shake-enet?" Quackity glared at him, only having a frown on his face.

Wilbur's eyes glistened as he looked up at him, getting an idea. "Shake on it," he responded, a smile on his face.