When 45-year-old Theodore Narrator gets fired from his job as Employee 528 at a large company, he is at a loss for words. His life is already going down the gutter, and this feels like it will be the straw to break the camel's back. But one fateful day, he gets a notification that he was hired for a job that he didn't even apply for. He decides to check it out, causing him to fall down into the infinite rabbit hole of the mysterious company called Theocorp, an interdimensional megacorporation run by... himself? *DISCLAIMER!* MOST OF THESE CHARACTERS BELONG TO CROWS CROWS CROWS, DAVEY WREDEN, AND GALACTIC CAFE! MOST OF ALL, NONE OF THIS IS CANON! This au is not/will never be a romance, but it may contain some VERY MILD language and some depressing themes. All art you may see in the story, despite some crazy style fluctuations, is by me, @Tophattio.
21 parts