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Shitposts [MCU]

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Are You A Spy? - A Wrong Number Fan Fiction by Ilovetoreadandwrite

!Cover Change! What will happen when Peter Parker accidentally texts Natasha Romanoff? Will she figure out he's the vigilante Spider-Man? If so how will she respond? How long will it take Peter to figure out his new friend is the infamous Black Widow? What will he do when the Avengers are sent out to capture/recruit him? Read to find out! -A/N- I do not own anything marvel, and this is my first open-to-the-public fan fiction. I also do not own the cover art, but I believe the artist name is on there, so credit to them! P.S. So if you would be interested in reading my other fanfic, please let me know. It's another Marvel fanfic, but with my own OC in it. Nods to her will be in this story! #1 IN BLACKWIDOW!!!!!!!!!! (11/26/20) YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING! #1 in spiderman!!!!! (6/15/21) YAY!! #1 in Spiderson!!! (5/8/21) #1 in wrongnumber!! (12/1/20) #5 in Avengers!!!! (6/19/21) #1 in Ironman! (8/25/21) #8 in tonystark! (6/19/21) #2 in peterparker! (8/9/21) #1 in hulk (6/19/21) #64 in Hawkeye (12/1/20) #1 in Brucebanter!! (4/26/21) #11 in clintasha (11/30/20) #75 in clintbarton (12/1/20) #98 in natasharadmanoff (12/1/20)

The Sufficiently Large Amount Of Random Disventure Camp Stuff (The Hexalogy) by Werewolf1363

Yep, back for more DC random stuff for you guys, so this part six of random DC stuff. More OC HCs, more Disventure camp pics, more DC memes and etc.

Moments / One Shots by LarlieHadden666

If any of these offend you... You know how to leave 😂 here's the door 🚪 don't worry it's unlocked But seriously none of these are to offend anyone or to disrespect anyone and most of these I stole from the internet like tiktok and stuff so don't come at me. Well some of the things just come from my mind at night time so... Good luck telling them apart Most of these are very short and they all have different scenarios. I'm just doing this for shits and giggles so don't take this to seriously okay? Warnings are: Death mentioned Trigger warnings Strong language Mature 18+ Violence

home. ~ Avengers ~ Wrong Number Fanfic by rayy3000

y/n is a normal high school student. she just settled down when something unexpected happens that causes her life to spiral out of control again. but one misspelled phone number, that belongs to non other than the Avengers, changes her life forever. ~ Avengers, wrong number fanfic mainly adopted by the avengers also includes some y/n x Peter Parker Thanks for giving my story a chance, hope you enjoyyyy the description is terrible but I can say with a decent amount of confidence that the book is better than this horribly vague description let's on so I really hope you enjoy - not finished - I try to update as much as possible (hopefully once a week when I get used to the new load of school work cuz of new year and stuff) thanks for your patience

Saved by a mistype by marvel_maximoff11

Peter had a rough childhood loosing all his family, now Peter is in an orphanage that isn't so great... Ned and Mj are all Peter has and is giving up hope on life and purpose. But what if Peter Got a new phone and forgot to put Ned's number in before Patrol. What happens when Peter mistypes the last digit And ends up texting a certain avenger? (I suck at descriptions sorry) Read to find out NOT MY COVER (credit goes to Artstation) For obvious reasons I do not own Marvel and Sony(sadly) so please don't sue me!! I only own the OC characters Please read first part of story for trigger warnings and info!! I am in no way romanticizing mental health!! I struggle with bad mental health and this is my coping skill!! Highest ranks #13 in Steve Rogers #3 in Bruce banner #2 in Pietro Maximoff

Quotes/Rants/Confessions by Twerkoff

I like to rant, I'm good at it or so I've been told. If you also like to rant come join me I love to rant with people! Also confession of mine, because these are things I'd never tell people. If you'd like to have one of your confessions shared here let me know they will be posted anonymously. *~* I can't afford a therapist so this is my therapy, join me! -Twerkoff

𝐀𝐙𝐔𝐑𝐄 | [𝖕•𝖕] [𝖍𝖒𝖌 - 𝖓𝖜𝖍] by acciopatronus

𝘈𝘡𝘜𝘙𝘌 ── ⁱⁿⁿᵒᶜᵉⁿᵗ ᵇˡᵘᵉ ᶜᵒˡᵒʳ, ᵇᵘᵗ ʰᵒˡᵈˢ ᵈᵉᵉᵖ ᵖᵒʷᵉʳ ʷⁱᵗʰⁱⁿ; ᶜᵃⁿ ᵉⁱᵗʰᵉʳ ᵇᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢᵃˡᵛᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿ ᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵈᵉˢᵗʳᵘᶜᵗⁱᵒⁿ. ᗢ 𝙱𝙾𝙾𝙺 𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙾𝙵 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝚉𝚄𝚁𝙴 𝚂𝙴𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚂 🕸️𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃 𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙾𝙵 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚂𝙿𝙸𝙳𝙴𝚁 𝚂𝙴𝙻𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽 "𝙞 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙚" "𝙨𝙤 𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚." ➙ after being recruited by the infamous iron man, two teengers have to handle the stress of being a student by day and a superhero by night. ˜"*°•.˜"*°• peter parker x fem!reader •°*"˜.•°*"˜ #1 in farfromhome 27/02/22 #1 in peterparkerxreader 06/03/22 #1 marvelxreader 05/04/22 #1 in agathaharkness 24/07/22 #1 in nedleeds 27/12/22 [NO CHARACTERS ARE MINE! ALL BELONG TO MARVEL, SONY AND DISNEY] ** THE NAME DOESN'T BELONG TO ME PERSONALLY. IT BELONGS TO @azure_witchxx

The Pain I'm In || Peter parker || [Completed]✔ by KonekoJr

❝ y-you just WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND! ❞ I snapped staring into my clenched fists ❝ What don't I understand peter?❞ Tony kept a concerned tone, never once taking his eyes off me. ❝ The pain I'm in. ❞ I murmured glaring daggars at him. ¤▪¤▪¤▪¤▪¤▪¤▪¤▪¤▪¤▪¤▪¤▪¤▪¤▪¤ In which Peter parker struggles more now than he's ever struggled before. With The death of his aunt may; her abusive Boyfriend takes guardianship over him. While life slowly unfolds around him, he is forced to struggle. How can peter be spiderman- a super hero- if he can't even save himself from his own demons? (Under editing, you know- grammar mistakes and whatnot) °•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•° ⚠Trigger warning⚠ - Thoughts of suicide - self mutilation - grotesque quotes/sections - depression and anxiety - Domestic violence - foul language ~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~ I don't own marvel, or Spiderman, or any character accept michael. ♡▪♡▪♡▪♡▪♡▪♡▪♡▪♡▪♡▪♡▪♡▪♡▪ I wrote this when I was 15, so there's a few minor screw ups!! I will go back and edit soon though! Also this fanfic IS NOT BASED OFF OF MY LIFE OR REAL LIFE . AND THIS FANFIC IS NOT RELATED TO MY LIFE IN GENERAL. This is literally just a story I wrote for all my fans requesting the Peter parker Saddness series and such love you guys!!!

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Are You A Spy? - A Wrong Number Fan Fiction

!Cover Change! What will happen when Peter Parker accidentally texts Natasha Romanoff? Will she figure out he's the vigilante Spider-Man? If so how will she respond? How long will it take Peter to figure out his new friend is the infamous Black Widow? What will he do when the Avengers are sent out to capture/recruit him? Read to find out! -A/N- I do not own anything marvel, and this is my first open-to-the-public fan fiction. I also do not own the cover art, but I believe the artist name is on there, so credit to them! P.S. So if you would be interested in reading my other fanfic, please let me know. It's another Marvel fanfic, but with my own OC in it. Nods to her will be in this story! #1 IN BLACKWIDOW!!!!!!!!!! (11/26/20) YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING! #1 in spiderman!!!!! (6/15/21) YAY!! #1 in Spiderson!!! (5/8/21) #1 in wrongnumber!! (12/1/20) #5 in Avengers!!!! (6/19/21) #1 in Ironman! (8/25/21) #8 in tonystark! (6/19/21) #2 in peterparker! (8/9/21) #1 in hulk (6/19/21) #64 in Hawkeye (12/1/20) #1 in Brucebanter!! (4/26/21) #11 in clintasha (11/30/20) #75 in clintbarton (12/1/20) #98 in natasharadmanoff (12/1/20)