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Shitposts [MCU]

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Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Reader Short Blogs (compilation) by kleioromanoff

these are my blogs from my tumblr account and these are only jokes/conversations that i've heard on random stuff and turned them into y/n x nat and other marvel character's conversations and added little bits in some of it. and i am really sorry, i couldn't give credits to who originally owns these because most of these just live rent free in my mind and couldn't remember where i heard them. 💀

𝐀𝐙𝐔𝐑𝐄 | [𝖕•𝖕] [𝖍𝖒𝖌 - 𝖓𝖜𝖍] by acciopatronus

𝘈𝘡𝘜𝘙𝘌 ── ⁱⁿⁿᵒᶜᵉⁿᵗ ᵇˡᵘᵉ ᶜᵒˡᵒʳ, ᵇᵘᵗ ʰᵒˡᵈˢ ᵈᵉᵉᵖ ᵖᵒʷᵉʳ ʷⁱᵗʰⁱⁿ; ᶜᵃⁿ ᵉⁱᵗʰᵉʳ ᵇᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢᵃˡᵛᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿ ᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵈᵉˢᵗʳᵘᶜᵗⁱᵒⁿ. ᗢ 𝙱𝙾𝙾𝙺 𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙾𝙵 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝚉𝚄𝚁𝙴 𝚂𝙴𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚂 🕸️𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃 𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙾𝙵 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚂𝙿𝙸𝙳𝙴𝚁 𝚂𝙴𝙻𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽 "𝙞 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙚" "𝙨𝙤 𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚." ➙ after being recruited by the infamous iron man, two teengers have to handle the stress of being a student by day and a superhero by night. ˜"*°•.˜"*°• peter parker x fem!reader •°*"˜.•°*"˜ #1 in farfromhome 27/02/22 #1 in peterparkerxreader 06/03/22 #1 marvelxreader 05/04/22 #1 in agathaharkness 24/07/22 #1 in nedleeds 27/12/22 [NO CHARACTERS ARE MINE! ALL BELONG TO MARVEL, SONY AND DISNEY] ** THE NAME DOESN'T BELONG TO ME PERSONALLY. IT BELONGS TO @azure_witchxx

$Red Queen [A wrong number story] {Y/n X Avengers} by I_Cant_Sleeeeeeep$

When you get your roommate's phone number wrong and text someone else. Isn't that the most embarrassing thing ever? Maybe. But will it lead to a newfound friendship or a newfound disaster? A source of happiness or a source of destruction? Why don't you find out? ~~~~~~~~ This is a y/n x avengers fanfic. Y/n is a Demi girl in this [ I'm sorry if you think I'm offending other genders, but it's just easier to make them slightly relatable to me so that I can actually write them) The story will be written as a half and half so basically there is gonna be texting but also a storyline and plot and stuff This story will be in Y/n's POV but I will let yk if I change it. This is my own story but some LITTLE parts could be the same as other stories (I apologize if you think I am copying someone else I assure u I am not). This is just a warning, I tend to change slight details about my story even when I've published the chapter so if it says I've updated or smth it's probs nothing but you might as well check if you want. I do not tolerate re-posting or translating of my stories. If you have taken major inspiration from my story pls give me credit. I love you, my little idiots.♥️ P.S. The Marvel Franchise does NOT belong to me, only Original Characters do, such as, Iz and the Character of Y/n. YOU, yourself do not actually belong to me.

WRONG NUMBER, But Thanks For Calling? by omgitsmarvel

•COMPLETED• Just another wrong number fanfic, but hopefully unique! Peter Parker's life is ok, not the best, but ok. After ned mistells his number, peter starts talking to tony stark, and things go from there. Peter is 16 years old, has his homecoming suit, but starts off with no AI (for like, a third of a chapter), and tony is his idol. And you can probably think of what happens from there, but please stick with it as I hope/think it'll be different from normal ones. NOT a starker, btw. That's disgusting. If you enjoy this book, feel free to check out my other book: 'I need you' as I had gotten lots of positive feedback from that! Thanks for reading!

Quotes/Rants/Confessions by Twerkoff

I like to rant, I'm good at it or so I've been told. If you also like to rant come join me I love to rant with people! Also confession of mine, because these are things I'd never tell people. If you'd like to have one of your confessions shared here let me know they will be posted anonymously. *~* I can't afford a therapist so this is my therapy, join me! -Twerkoff

Marvel Oneshots by Stuckyyyyyyyyyyy

Written at 3am-ish when idk what's happening and I'm living off of coffee Mostly about marvel idk I just kinda live off that atm so that'll probs be it I don't own these characters so don't come for me - Grammar Mistakes? Yes it's like 2am I don't care about spelling rn - vines and memes? Um yes -random inside jokes that nobody's gonna understand? Yes -Peter Parker/Bucky Barnes centric

From Books I've Never Wrote by merrychrishler

𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘆, 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗦𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘆 <3 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝗱𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘃𝗼𝘁𝗲 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 ! like the title says... this is nothing more than texts/extracts of books that I have never actually wrote. This is mostly a few thoughts or ideas that have spiralled through my head at some stage, and I've then typed them out on my laptop and published them to Wattpad. Feel free to read and give me your thoughts on whatever crap I have written down. Love from eIIoquence xx [highest rankings] #𝟭 𝗶𝗻 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗱 #𝟯 𝗶𝗻 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀 #𝟰 𝗶𝗻 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁𝘆𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 #𝟳 𝗶𝗻 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘁𝘀𝗲𝗲𝗺𝘀

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Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Reader Short Blogs (compilation)

these are my blogs from my tumblr account and these are only jokes/conversations that i've heard on random stuff and turned them into y/n x nat and other marvel character's conversations and added little bits in some of it. and i am really sorry, i couldn't give credits to who originally owns these because most of these just live rent free in my mind and couldn't remember where i heard them. 💀