Shitposts [MCU]

Shitposts [MCU]

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Just random things my brain comes up with when I'm drunk ✌️ Updates: Whenever
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If any of these offend you... You know how to leave 😂 here's the door 🚪 don't worry it's unlocked But seriously none of these are to offend anyone or to disrespect anyone and most of these I stole from the internet like tiktok and stuff so don't come at me. Well some of the things just come from my mind at night time so... Good luck telling them apart Most of these are very short and they all have different scenarios. I'm just doing this for shits and giggles so don't take this to seriously okay? Warnings are: Death mentioned Trigger warnings Strong language Mature 18+ Violence

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