This Story Is DA BOMB!

(I know this description is horrible! It is supposed to be! Read it, you might not be totally disappointed)

Bella Trixling is thirteen years old who watched her family die in a fiery explosion of death (A bomb). She was at school but the cries of "We are dying of death!" rang out and she ran home. It was her family dying of death in a fiery explosion of death (A bomb).
Bob Partlett had started the fiery explosion of death (The bomb), and was the cause of their untimely death of deaths. Bob Partlett ran away as the police came to arrest the criminal, but thought Bella Trixling had done it and made them die of death. She wondered if would become a prisoner, and the Bob would get away talking his jockish boyish talk with his bros. (EXAMPLE: Yo! Whats up Brosif! Can I get a halla! What what!) Will Bella become a vampire? Will Katniss win the Hunger Games? Will Rapunzel let down hair? You will NOT find out in this book, but read it anyways!