Nottoofar || Book 2: Dagger & Fist {Humour + Romance Fantasy}
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  • Parts 24
  • Time 3h 22m
kkolmakov
Complete, First published May 30, 2023
adventurechicklitcomedy-romanceexesfantasyfantasytropesfunnyhumorinterspeciesorcparodyromanceromantasyrpgsecondchance
Viola the Underdarkling is travelling back to the duchy of Fleck at a request of the head of a large clan of Orcs and Half-Orcs, who also happens to be the grandmother of Viola's former betrothed. On the way Viola runs into Will, Rhys' cousin, and Will's partner, Fiona. Together they travel to Fleck, joined by Rhys mid-way. Will the old feelings resurface while Viola and Rhys fight giant slugs with hallucinogenic slime and save an impaired winged prince - or will the old wounds of the War prevent them from giving their love another chance?

In a far, far away land of Nottoofar...

~ a former berserker knight meets a spacy druid... {Book 1: Leaf & Paw} ~COMPLETE!

~ a necromancer rogue is determined to resist her feelings for her former paramour, despite his delicious Half-Orc physique... {Book 2: Dagger & Fist}  ~COMPLETE!

~ a teacher of defence magic can't believe what has become of her former Buggbear pupil - and how hard it seems to convince herself to refuse his advances... {Book 3: Ring & Shield} ~COMING SOON!

~ a duke is stuck in a cave with a dragonkeeper who is harbouring a secret... {Series Prequel: Venom & Sword} ~COMING SOON!

~ a merperson needs the assistance of  a kicka*** sea captain who isn't going to fall for the tailed man under any circumstances... {Book 4: Cutlass & Song} ~Final story in the series! COMING SOON!

...and the rest of my recurring characters show up in this fantasy tale - but this time they wield magic, throw daggers, have tails and horns; and Rhys has got green skin.

You really don't have to read my other stories to understand what's going on here. But if you're familiar with their modern version, I hope these frolicsome AUs elicit a chuckle and an 'awww,' or two.
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"Let me be honest, that mark above your breast, turns me on so much" he said as he kissed my cleavage. "Oh, and I am never that drunk to not know when a girl slaps me" he said as he grabbed me by my neck and placed me on a desk. "That was quite a swing, princess" he said undoing my bra and making me gasp. "You've been a very naughty girl. You should get punished" he said and stopped kissing, making me whimper at the loss of his lips. "Get over my knee" he ordered as he sat down on his chair. Olivia Middleton, a not so quite ordinary girl, muggle-born or not? A witch but holds more power and abilities than a normal one, joins Hogwarts at the first year. Unveils dark secrets about her past. Helps the Trio with the dark forces. Until she meets her rival, Draco Malfoy, and eventually her lover, unleashes the deepest and the darkest of the darker secrets. All the copyrights and characters are owned by J.K. Rowling, except for the ones that I will create, which will be easy to identify. The general story idea is similar to HP books, but with my own fanfiction spiciness. My story happens around this time, well not actually 2020 but not in 1900s too. So hope you enjoy a little magic, love and pain with modern tech! And a little warning - MATURE CONTENT. Contains harsh language, knife work, smut and fluff.

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